You know sometimes you hear a joke that even though, it may be racially, or culturally inappropriate, or a "taboo" subject matter, is still so damn funny you cant help but laugh.....So in light of that here goes a few I heard today that just tickled the hell out of me....enjoy....for those that may be offended, come up with one more funny, and Ill leave it up....riff
Question: Why is it that no one likes gay BBQ?
Answer: Because the hot dogs taste like shit!
(this one is old but still funny)
Two condoms were walking downtown and passed a gay bar, one says to the other, "Hey lets go in and get shitfaced"...
What did the gangbangers child get for x-mas......My bike!
A blonde goes to the pharmacy and asked "What do you do for dandruff?"...The pharmacist replied "Try head and shoulders".."thanks" she said and left.....Two days later she comes back..."Excuse me sir....how do you give somebody shoulders?"
(this one starts out a bit risque but hang in with me)
What does a women do with her asshole before having great sex?
Drops him off at the golf course!
Why do most men like big boobs and tight coochies?
Because most men have big mouths and little peckers...
What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A empty head and a full sweater!
(Thats all I have for now....later....riff)