The world according to Riff

random blog, little politics, little humor...lotta bull****

2008/5/14

A little Darth Weirdness

@ 10:26 AM (1 day, 11 hours ago)

I love the "weird" news, it makes me feel a bit normal, seeing all the truly freakish people out there....Talk to "Yall" later the mother ship is calling..."HIGH HO AND AWAAAAAAAAYYY......*poof*...................lol...riff

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2008/5/13

Pandoras box opened a little wider....yikes

@ 02:04 AM (2 days, 19 hours ago)

I am all for research, and advancing medical science, but sometimes even if the intent is good it can be a bit "scary"....I'm not going to get into the "life-vs-soul" stuff, inherant in the use of human eggs and sperm, I'll leave that for others to argue about, but the thing that scares me is Do we know what we are doing?  What kind of horror would we be capable of unleashing, if the knowledge fell into the hands of really bad people......science fiction is repleat (like that? I used a fancy word he he) with stories about genetic manipulation of humans with horrible results.  Remember the movie GATTACA....it introduced a new form of discrimination...valids-vs-invalids....valids were optimized humans at the genetic level, designer humans...invalids were good ole normals....it gets worse from there. in other works of not so ficticious fiction.....anyhow here's the cut and paste from yahoo

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2008/5/12

Myanmar still full of idiots

@ 09:08 AM (3 days, 12 hours ago)
Well the saga continues, the little piss ants of the junta, FINALLY  allowed some of our "boys" to bring in supplies. Todays article was unclear if they were allowed to actually deliver anything, and hinted that the Junta still insist that "THEY" receive the supplies, and will dole them out....These guys are more crooked than game of three card hustle in Tijuana, or Hell-A street corner...Unfortunatly the people they are supposed to be leading and caring for are the ones suffering for their greed........Its the Khmer-rouge again, they just changed faces and locations.....riff 

2008/5/10

Can you beleive these total TOOLS in myanmar

@ 08:23 AM (5 days, 13 hours ago)

YANGON, Myanmar - Myanmar's military regime distributed international aid Saturday but plastered the boxes with the names of top generals in an apparent effort to turn the relief effort for last week's devastating cyclone into a propaganda exercise

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funny one liners , heard today in a BS session

@ 02:48 AM (5 days, 18 hours ago)

 

You know sometimes you hear a joke that even though, it may be racially, or culturally inappropriate, or a "taboo" subject matter, is still so damn funny you cant help but laugh.....So in light of that here goes a few I heard today that just tickled the hell out of me....enjoy....for those that may be offended, come up with one more funny, and Ill leave it up....riff

 

Question:  Why is it that no one likes gay BBQ?

Answer: Because the hot dogs taste like shit!

(this one is old but still funny)

Two condoms were walking downtown and passed a gay bar, one says to the other, "Hey lets go in and get shitfaced"...

What did the gangbangers child get for x-mas......My bike!

A blonde goes to the pharmacy and asked "What do you do for dandruff?"...The pharmacist replied "Try head and shoulders".."thanks" she said and left.....Two days later she comes back..."Excuse me sir....how do you give somebody shoulders?"

(this one starts out a bit risque but hang in with me)

What does a women do with her asshole before having great sex?

Drops him off at the golf course!

Why do most men like big boobs and tight coochies?

Because most men have big mouths and little peckers...

What is the definition of the perfect woman?

A empty head and a full sweater!

(Thats all I have for now....later....riff)

All I can say is "OH MY Goodness"

@ 01:04 AM (5 days, 20 hours ago)

By JILL ZEMAN, Associated Press Writer Fri May 9, 5:25 PM ET

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2008/5/9

Myanmar junta, still "murdering" its people

@ 05:51 AM (6 days, 15 hours ago)