The world according to Riff

random blog, little politics, little humor...lotta bull****

2007/7/6

top 10 reasons golf is so great....(with a grain of salt lol )

@ 12:34 AM (16 months, 26 days ago)

# 10. Plaid knickers

#9. Shoot a birdie and not have to deal with peta

#8. Green jackets are not a bad fashion statement, it's a cool thing

#7. No spinner rims on your caddie, (ala dione sanders)

#6. You can have a foursome without any moral conflict

#5. Play with your woody in front of a crowd and not get called a pervert

#4. Tee time without crumpets or going to the bathroom every 10 minutes

#3. Get one in the hole, and not have to worry about naming it 9 months later

#2. Golf cart bumper cars...yeeeeeehawww!!!

#1. Wash your balls in public, and not get a ticket for indecent exposure

 

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