top 10 reasons golf is so great....(with a grain of salt lol )
# 10. Plaid knickers
#9. Shoot a birdie and not have to deal with peta
#8. Green jackets are not a bad fashion statement, it's a cool thing
#7. No spinner rims on your caddie, (ala dione sanders)
#6. You can have a foursome without any moral conflict
#5. Play with your woody in front of a crowd and not get called a pervert
#4. Tee time without crumpets or going to the bathroom every 10 minutes
#3. Get one in the hole, and not have to worry about naming it 9 months later
#2. Golf cart bumper cars...yeeeeeehawww!!!
#1. Wash your balls in public, and not get a ticket for indecent exposure
