The world according to Riff

Been hearing on the news the last few days a big broohaha about another criminal caught for murder, getting his just deserves.  Europe has urged Gov. Perry to "stop the  executions"........Oh yes lets keep these "poor misunderstood victims of society" on death row for life, at yours and my expense (by the way).....Yeah, well hows about the widow or widower or children now missing one or both parents as a direct result of the POOR MISUNDERSTOOD CRIMINALS  misdeeds.  When Andrea Yates drowned her kids in the bathtub, people were crawling all over themselves to feel sorry for the poor mother used as a "breeding sow" who lost it in a fit of depression and couldn't help herself from killing her kids....poor Andrea...sniff sniff....Johnny Ray Conner shot and killed a man during a robbery, and tried to kill another and wounded him, yet the enlightened people of the europe common union don't think capital punishment should exist. And oh....big suprise he was a muslim, oh shock and disbelief.  He was quoted as saying "This is destiny. This is life. This is something Allah wants me to do, I'm not mad at you. When I get to the gates of heaven I'm going to be waiting for you. Please forgive me." .....Once again radical islam or form of it raises it's ugly mohammadian head in concurrance with violence and murder...Is this a trend oh my!!  Johhny Ray is the main course at a Dante style BBQ down below, and sure shit aint in heaven!!...He might be at the gates, but he will be begging to come in, not part of the welcome wagon!  Like Ron White said in one of his stand ups "If you kill someone in Texas, we will kill you back......it's our policy!"  I personaly feel if these pieces of trash go and go out drugging, robbing, gang banging or just generally thugging, and kill somebody......they become a waste of protoplasm, and should be treated as such......bring back the gibbett, and public hangings.....show these hooligans the consequence of their misdeeds, and make them an example.......or better yet send them to those twats in europe, and let them deal with them......If you are one of the bleeding hearts against capital punishment for violent offenders and similar ilk, you go to a "bad " section of what city you live in and hang out there, get mugged shot or stabbed or just plain shit kicked by the local poor misunderstood trash that respects no law but the law of the street, and see if you change your mind......"peace out homie"......lol....riff  

How do you keep a liberal in suspence? ....Ill tell you next week!

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Read on the usual sites that the guy who caught Bonds winning ball, could be taxed on it's potential worth, even if he doesn't sell.  So if the ball is valued at approx 100G, even if the poor schmuck doesn't have a dime of the moolah, Those bastards want 35g as their cut, and yall know as well as I, they don't like to wait if you owe them..."Oh I see you owe us 35,000....hmmmm...you don't have it? well I geuss we have to liquidate your assets, that and plus it took us four years to finally take action, your also to pay back penalties and intrest. for a total of hmmmmm....Aw dude! You owe us the ball which we will auction off at a pittance, and your first born and right kidney".....As long as I'm going out on a limb...lol....Lets see........"Excuse me sir Im Dewey Cheatem from the IRS, it seems you bought a colt the other day, his blood lines can be traced to "Funny Cide" before gelding. With those genes it could possibly win the kentucky derby...that places it's value at over 30 million for the purse and at 25 million for stud fees later in life, plus at least another 90 million in future purse winning on the way to the derby  that will be 120 million you owe us, payable now. will that be check or money order?.......Crazy ain't it!!.....I bet if they think they can get away with it they will  put that guy in the poor house, and give him no choice but to sell!  Lets hope they get enough bad press about it maybe they will leave him alone and not force him to decide.....riff

Heard on the news that some study was released that stated that vegans, were more likely to decline having sex with people who eat meat. The practice of being a carnivore, or omnivore is sick and disgusting to the hard core vegans.  My first reaction to the news was one of apathy. Then the more it was discussed, it started to turn to pity, are they that disturbed by the majority of the human race eating meat that they have to make a survey to whine about it?  I may be wrong, but a lot of vegatarians that I have interacted with in the past all seemed a bit uptight and defensive.  Are  the majority of them liberals?...lol...they seem to share a lot of traits in the behavior  dept...... Just to be fair, I'm sure there are multitudes of hard working farmer/rancher/trucker/construction/mechanics/ect. that just love a good hummis and bean sprout tofu sandwich!!...I seen a shirt once that said im a vegan not because I love animals but because I hate plants!!!..lol....I started to analyze the reasons behind the feeling.  #1 Health concerns...(ok...they don't get constipated with all that fiber)  #2 Respect for other species of life..(Well I don't hunt much.....i'm a poor shot har har) #3 The perception of suffering and cruel treatment, of common food sources harvested to proccur meat. #4 The taste, texture may be revolting on a personal level........Ok enough of that crap....lol....Ill have a fresh garden salad and a inch thick rare veal cutlet,( would that make me a vealgan??) and a side of oysters on the half, and a fresh lobster screaming in the pot!!  Maybe they just need their ashes hauled by a real meat eater.."wink...wink"....and it might change (her) mind a little.....lol.....(yes I know that was tacky).... but what the hell, bottom line is ... I was bored and too full of caffeine!.......And to any vegans out there..... stick to your convictions, and ignore blowhards such as myself, it's all in fun with a grain of salt...riff  

Osama Bin Ladin---Do you really want to hurt me?.....by boy george

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