The world according to Riff

random blog, little politics, little humor...lotta bull****

2007/8/17

one bunch of bad jokes deserve another

@ 10:38 AM (12 months, 27 days ago)

How do you keep a liberal in suspence? ....Ill tell you next week!

A lib and a republican were walking down the road...they both see a pile of dog poop!

The lib happens to step in it, agast at the destruction of a fine art of fecal symmetry he apoligizes to the dog, the dog owner, lobbys congress for a street cleaner doggy doo clean up bill, marches against street cleaners for repressing canine expression, builds a park for endangered canine helminthics (gut worms), and blames Bush for the horrid stench of the dog poop.

The republican sees the poop steps over it, and keeps walking.

 

what do you call 1000 liberals in front of a firing squad?

1. pest control

2. A good day!

3. waste of good bullets, (harp seal clubs are more fun to use)

4. Fertilizer

5. Bullseye!

6. A whine garden!!..lol

 

a cannibal goes in to a bar and orders 10 shots of tequilla....Bartender asked him "celabrating?"

"yes " he replied..."I ate my first liberal today"..The bartender says " Hell...have another shot on the house!!"

Cannibal replies "No thanks, if 10 shots of tequilla wont get rid of that taste nothing will"

disclaimer.....this blog written while sleep deprived, any liberals, knappy headed hos, dogs, spotted owls, garden darters, lemmings, dog fight promoters, witches or warlocks real or imagined, or just plain grumpy people offended by this blog, can call the complaint dept. The complaint dept. is ran by Helen Waite...so if there is a complaint go to helen waite...or call at 1-800-eat-shit.............good night ...riff 

 

Comment(s) »

  1. Now THOSE are jokes. Not some of that cheapass plagiariziing skank stuff Ed has been referring to.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2007/08/17 @ 12:13 PM — (Reply)

  2. Too funny. What's the difference in a dead possum and a dead liberal lying in the road? Skid marks in front of the possum. If Hillary and Obama jump off the Empire State building which one hits the ground first? 1. Who cares? (wink) 2.Obama, because Hillary would stop to pick up more cigars for Bill 3. Hillary, because Obama would have to stop and ask for directions.

    Comment by Burns— 2007/08/23 @ 02:26 AM — (Reply)

  3. at least you can skin the possum and make something usefull out of the fur.......but don't tell peta....lol riff

    Comment by riffran— 2007/08/23 @ 02:50 AM — (Reply)

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