The world according to Riff

The kiss on the cheek heard round the world,  still echo's ....The bollywood actress is still catching flak..She was stopped at the airport on the way to berlin to go sing..rationale the kiss on the cheek way back when.  She is a wanted criminal now! That kissing hussie, tempting our youth.....What a bunch of 10th century idiots.  Shouldn't these "holy men" be worried more about islamic terrorist, the overly politicised global warming/cooling/whatever (shut up al gore), aids, starvation, space exploration, energy research, dying children in the chernobyl  fall out area...ect..(you get the point)  Oh no! not things that actually matter.....they freak out about a kiss on the cheek, there wasn't even any tounge action or a least a good ole "tune in tokyo" melon grope. I can hear them now...lol..."oh my goodness what is this world coming to?....they are kissing in public!!....next thing you know they will be smiling at one another.....ohhhhh the sin the sin......quick let us go bathe in the urine of a divine cow, and wash away the hedonistic thoughts that enter our mind, and so save our eternal souls"  you just want to holler at them "hey hodjii go bathe in some WATER because you smell animal piss....but alas im being insensitive to the culture of others, im sure some of them are good people.  absurd but nice, and we should be a little more respectfull of their belief system.....there I tried to be fair and balenced............but I still think they are a bunch of asshats....lol....riff.....p.s. have yall seen that aswariya rai actress?  WOW!!!! what a babe!  I mean beutifull lady....lol riff