The world according to Riff

Just to give yall a little backround, I responded to an obvious phishing scam, just to see if these jerks were gonna bite.  They contacted me out of the blue at my e-mail....you geussed it........ offering me gobs and gobs of moolah, if I would just kindly act as a transfer medium for this "legitamit" business venture......I responded as Buster Hymen III esquire (esqiure,,,,lol what a maroon) from 3232 mockingbird lane, in Nowhere Texas..........(i bet this dude never watched the munsters growing up)...I even presented the Dewey Cheatem and How company to him  (I just loved the three stooges)....here is reply #1 ...If Yall have some good tips on how to play with this sucker, and see how long we can stringem along feel free to post, If I like it ill put it in the next reply...lets have fun       here goes.....riff

Attn Buster Hymen III esquire
 
Yes as you earlier quoted, I was directed by my boss Rev Philip Omoh to send the total sum of eight hundred thousand united states dollars(800,000) united states dollars which was drwan from Central Bank Of Nigeria , to you being your compesantion fund as he indicated.He leaves by his word and his words is his bond.
 
As insructed, i will be going to the courier office here in Nigeria so as to know how to send the said cheque to you first thing on tuesday mornning as the case may be ok.I here by urge you to reconfirm your direct house or working adress where the cheque will be sent to including phone number.Well in any case am wishing you good lucks in advance.Do keep in touch  with me till you recieves this your long awaited cheque .
 
I will send the cheque to you via courier service to you once i book it with the courier firm which will deliver such to your recieving adress,Yes i will do that first thing on tuesday mornning so try as much as you can to respond asap.Its a cashier cheque.
 
Do remember me too on the conclution of every thing ok.One love and remain bless.
 
REGARDS.
MR MACLEAN DAVIES.
234-8033-2823-69

day #2   (my reply to the above letter)..................................................................................................
I can be reached at 1-800-468-7825 between the hours of 7pm and 9pm, newtwich standard time.....If I cannot be reached please leave a message in care of Zaphod Beeblebrooks...attn Buster Hymen III equine...address 3232 mockingbird lane Nowhere Texas 78666...US.a...shortly after I receive confirmation I will personaly fly to Nigeria to meet with Reverend Davies, flight confirmation number soon.....c.c. to Judge Roy Bean, West Texas business district, c.c. to Alberto(al) Capone Mobway consortium new York....receipt number #1287435669436, A......Thanks Buster.....also will need an official letterhead to copy...god bless

(the phone number is a practical joke...just dial 1-800-GM TRUCKS..lol..it aint  a car dealer number wink wink...and as for good ole Zaphod, im sure the president of the galaxy aka of the  hitchhikers guide to the galaxy fame would get a chuckle here....note equine instead of esquire, and what the hell is newtrich standard time...he he) further updates to continue....lol riff