The world according to Riff

Well it seems a little "polite" apology can go along way!  This guy is persistant though...now he just wants money....yeah right, I think he wants to try to get the "check" and get cash....and look another name to send money to...... oh well a fish biting on the bait is still a potential catch....riff

Sir,
Good day toy and i was just been informed by the courier and insurance firms that they dont accept cheque rather they do accept cash.I advice you abide by thier terms.
 
Payable to DAVID NDUPU,
LAGOS, NIGERIA.
 
REGARDS,
MACLEAN DAVIES

And my reply!!!

Dear Mclain stevenson..Davies....The cheek is already in the mail!!!!Ill go ahead and send another 5000% in the male tommorrow in cash!  But I need to have the cheek back as soon as you get it, it has my bank account on it and I have only 22,000 in funding for this project! So turn the other cheek in and do not cash or I will have to go to the funding office and get chewed out!!  And beleive me You dont want to be chewed on by alfonse capone and his mobbia collection dept. , he has been known to use a ball bat if angry enough.  cc to eliot ness, H. Hoover pres, of dewey chetham and howe inc.............thanks and god bless be waiting to hear from you......Buster Hymen III equine