The world according to Riff.

random blog, little politics, little humor...lotta bull****

2008/1/21

A few wise cracks......

@ 03:02 AM (22 months, 13 days ago)

Q.What do you call 30 liberals swimming in the middle of a lake?

A. Cement shortage

Q.What do you call 30 liberals in a marathon?

A. Moving targets

Q. Why doesn't Hillary ride in a convertable more often?

A.Most areas have strict highway beutification laws.

Q. Why does Harry Reid take viagra?

A.So he dont pee on his first three fingers...(I know I know...that one was below the belt..lol)

Q. Why are most rednecks republican?

A. Because we usually cull the runts of the litter.

Q. How can you tell if a liberal is lying to you.

A. See if they have a pulse

Q.How do you turn a liberal into a conservative?

A. Multiple enemas

Q. Why are liberals so grouchy?

A. You would be grouchy too if you were was just a dick with no balls

Q. What comes to mind when a conservative sees a liberal in a hot tub?

A. Damn I forgot to flush the toilet!!

and last but not least......

Q. Why do liberals have such bad breath?

A. They don't always remember to wipe.....(lol...Ed that one was inspired by your sheryl crow pict....lol...Riff)..

Thanks for stopping by........riff

 

Comment(s) »

  1. You want wise cracks? Is there a unit or wing at your hospital where the nurses have a certain reputation for being total bitches? We had one called ICU-B. Do you know what a B nurse uses for birth control? Her personality. What's the difference between a B nurse and a tiolet? A toilet doesn't follow you around, moping, for two weeks after you use it.

    Comment by Burns— 2008/01/24 @ 03:22 AM — (Reply)

  2. Yeah they call it administration dept......rofl.....those were good.....and unfortunately...kinda close to home in some of the cases of others I work with.....riff

    Comment by riffran— 2008/01/24 @ 04:31 AM — (Reply)

  3. You know what a "B" nurse sounds like when performing oral sex? "na,na,na,na,na,na,na...." And all "B" nurses are dogs. Just ask them how their shift is going? "Rough, rough."

    Comment by Burns— 2008/01/27 @ 04:17 PM — (Reply)

  4. good ones

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 04:46 PM — (Reply)

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