The world according to Riff.

In the ER, we have many police officers and sheriff's come through to check up on us, and shoot the bull a little...

this is a story I heard tonight.

I received a call the other night, a guy called and said "I want to report a murder"...OK sir, can you give me some more information? Who was murdered and where?....silence....."I was murdered"..........Excuse me?....Uh.... sir if you have been murdered  how can YOU be reporting the murder?....."My girlfreind done killed me"....."Damn woman gave me AIDS  I want her ass arrested!!"..Uh....sir how do you know you have AIDS?  ...."I found out when I got sick, down in Boystown..(border town like tijuanna, known for prostitution and drugs)...They said I had AIDS....and the only place I could have gotten that was from my girl here in *******...that bitch has murdered me!".....Uh....sir, you said you were sick down where?......."Boystown".....Down by the border?...."Yessir"....And what were you doing down there when you got sick?......."Nothing, just a little drinking and having a bit of a party"  A Party.... sir?...do you mean you were doing drugs?    ....."a little....the docs down there said it was bad heroin, and the sore on my arm was an infected needle stick...but thats bull, I clean my needles, especially if I don't know who used them first".......And you don't think it was the iv drug usage that got you infected? "No I told you I cleaned the needles, before I used them." Ok sir tell you what....I can't prosecute for a murder unless you actually die....."you can't?"....No but you might want to go see a doctor bout that AIDS thing......."So you can't charge her?"....No sir....tell you what..Mr. *******, when you die give me a call, and Ill go and arrest her, ....that sound OK?......silence..........(Hes actually thinking about this)........"well OK, if thats how it's done."......click.......

I cannot verify the veracity of this story....lol......but the sherriff that told me was sure laughing a lot when he told me, about this call.....Lets just say this "dude" was not a college graduate....rofl....Ill post more when I hear-em.......riff