The world according to Riff

NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.

Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital. (TWO YEARS?....what the hell?.....Why?...why didnt she get up, why didnt the boyfreind do something?...How does that happen?..."hey baby, you still in there?  Well I got to go out to work, see ya in the morning...".....(geez can ya feel the love).And what really gets me is.....where did he go to poop, or pee?.....Yuk.... I shudder to think!...riff)

(police were sent to investigate if she was hiding contraband....(poor adam from mythbusters)lol....riff)

..."is she gone yet?...I thought she would never get up"   rofl;...riff