The world according to Riff

Had some family come down the other week, from Oklahoma. The grandmother of the bunch was normal and levelheaded, Born and raised in another state than okla.  Her daughter, on the other hand, born and raised Okie....Always dates guys by the same name, married J. number three....J number one, got dumped, he was nice, normal, on his way to college, didnt drink or smoke.....J. Number two, no job, no drivers liscence, didnt graduate high school, no G.E.D, smoked like a train, drank like fish, lied and stole from family....J. Number three, admits mom was actually a crack using prostitute, has no education no G.e.d., actually started working when told to or else, they had a mouth to feed....has bad teeth from past chemical abuse, likes his whiskey..........Now....they all came down to my house, stayed for the weekend....their two little girls are just as cute as could be!!!...Anyhow J. started smarting off and insulting everybody the moment he stepped out of the car, he think he's being cool, and cute when he does that....(uh .....no)...anyhow we excused it for the time, having already been familiar with his lack of couth....Then he started in on some of our visiting freinds at the house that he didnt even know, and hitting that whiskey all the while....Well he made one big mistake...my other half is of german, czech, and irish decent, and lets just say he brought out the Irish in her!!!!(by the way...... she does have red hair)...Basically she kicked his rude ass out, and his devoted wifey, of course had to support him and acted indignant also.....all he had to do was apologize......"hey im sorry, I was just kidding, and took it a little too far"...and things would have settled down.....but OHHHHHH NOOOO!! He tried  to hop in his car with the two kids and wife and grandmother, F this F that F texas, Im going back to okla....And he just couldn't comprehend why we told him if he got in the car with those babies, and the rest of the family, that as soon as he turned the key,  we would call the H.P. on his stupid ass....end of story, he stayed at my dads next door, sobered his stupid ass up.....The rest of my kin from other states behave with some intelligence, all have diplomas, and or college jobs....but that Oklahoma bunch?.....Maybe its in the water or that red soil I dont know.....Glad I live in another state....That bunch is the type normally classified as redneck white trash.....And I like rednecks....(and in some instances "are one"...lol), but these people just take the damn cake.....glad it over....remember the title " You can choose your friends....but cant choose your kinfolk" and feel lucky they arent yours.....lol....riff