The world according to Riff

Recently reveiwed a case, in wich a young gentleman presented to the ER, in custody, with c/o possible broken arm.  On examination, the x-ray showed a cleanly fractured humerus separated in two places, and a greenstick fracture to the either ulna, or radius...in english that means his arm was broke bad in the upper and lower parts.........History was.....Somebody was visiting a young lady at 0200 in the AM.....He went to go use the restroom, and encountered "daddy" in the hallway....Daddy had heard suspicious noise in his daughters room and went to go check it out....(the sneak was described as wearing baggy shorts, a muscle shirt, and sporting numerous gang tatoos...but I think he was homegrown trash-vs-illegal alien trash)...originaly the call to the police went out as trespasser caught in the house, being held....then corrected to trespasser in handcuffs and to call the ambulance.....Police arrived on scene, to find "daddy" standing over our little sneak with a gun tucked in his waist band and the punk on the floor writhing in pain....handcuffed.....The man quickly surrendered the pistol, a 9mm to the police officer...when asked what had occured the father replied "well....I heard a noise in my daughters room and went to check it out....I met this punk in the hallway looking for a bathroom, I must have scared him cuz he pulled a little cap gun on me."  "well how did he get in cuffs and what happened to his arm?"......" Well officer....I spent "just a little time" in the ARMY airborne, and it takes a little more than a cute little pistol to scare me off...he pulled the gun on me so I took it from him, and he just happened to break his arm....and I had some handcuffs handy so........"  End of story, was our young "little badass" got spanked, by an enraged father, got a cast, got a little jail time, and lost a "girlfreind" with very poor judgement in boyfreinds......Moral of the story, if your gonna pull some stupid stunt like drawing down on a father, in his own house, make sure he didn't retire from 18+ years in the airborne rangers.............and pee before you go sneaking into a mans house.....lol....riff