The world according to Riff.

Some criminals, are soooo stupid that they bear continuous public humiliation.....here are a few.....talk about pathetic....lol...riff 

Should've chosen another career: Joshua Crowley, 22, was charged with robbing a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in Camas, Wash., in March after being chased down, wrestled with, and subdued by passerby Mary Chamberlain, 66. [KPTV (Portland, Ore.), 3-20-08] (what a wussy....hey buddy try it again after your nuts drop ...lol)

In April in Bartlesville, Okla., Robert Horsley, 46, allegedly tried to come through a window in the house of a 95-year-old woman, but she grabbed a screwdriver and continued to stab his hand every time he reached inside. By the time police arrived, said officer Tom Holland, "(Horsley's hand) was pretty chewed up and one knuckle was almost gone." [KOKI-TV (Tulsa), 4-23-08] (ya think he would have stopped after the first stab, noooo not our hero.....dumbass)

Inadequate Game Plans: In April, in response to a man wielding an ax and demanding the contents of his cash register, the owner of Sam's Cigars in Vista, Calif., grabbed his wife and dashed out the front door, locking the man inside, where he made pleading gestures through the window until police arrived. [San Diego Union-Tribune, 4-16-08] (didn't he have an AXE in his hands?....hmmmm chop chop the window goes boom?....see ya in a few years dork)

In a suburb of Tampa, Fla., cafe owner Agustin De Jesus was asleep for the night in a back room but awakened by a break-in. He noticed that the thief had parked his SUV by the back door with the engine running for a quick getaway, so De Jesus hopped in, drove away and called police, who arrested Leonard Levy, 55, who is a candidate for life in prison based on his long record. [St. Petersburg Times, 4-22-08]....(oh shit!!!       Mr. De Jesus used a little judon't on him!...."Ju broke in to mi casa, but what judon't  know......is  I just took your  your car vato....hey puto thanks for the car....hhheeeeeeyaaaa...... chinga du madre cabrone....*peels out*.....Now thats some funny stuff....high five Agustin....rofl....riff)