HOUSTON -- The Pasadena man who shot and killed two suspected burglars last November testified before a grand jury Thursday. (Yeah right...they didnt live there were breaking OUT of the house)
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In Sweden, a family has found itself reported to Parliament for its violations of anti-discrimination laws. The offense? It’s eight-year-old boy failed to invite two children to his birthday party. It is still unclear whether the “goodie bags” will raise any additional legal questions, but party counsel has been hired for the occasion.(Can you beleive this, don't they have better things to do like researching alternative fuels, beating their heads with sledge hammers, whacking off in the corner....ect?)
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One flavor of carbonomics, is that cows are causing global warming........by farting!..A cry the militant vegans have repeatedly tried to push, to save the world by not eating beef.....and the target is the digestive process of cattle.Never mind that the fetid swamps and jungles of the world probably contribute a good share of the methane from rotting vegatation.....but noooooo....they would have to drain all the swamps, and clear underbrush from all the forest if they acknowledged that, so as to not violate the Kyoto self sodomizing....lol
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This booking photo provided by Pershing County Sheriff's Office shows Paul Addis, 35, of San Francisco on Tuesday, Aug. 28, 2007 in Lovelock, Nev. (Please tell me that is not real tattos on his face.......mom is soooo proud)
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RENO, Nev. - A San Francisco performance artist was sentenced Friday to as many as four years in prison and ordered to pay restitution for the early torching last summer of the signature effigy of the counterculture Burning Man festival.(sigh)
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SANTA FE, N.M. - A New Mexico appeals court on Friday ruled against a Los Alamos man who wanted to change his name to a phrase containing a popular four-letter obscenity.
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Only the mind of a liberal democrat, can conceive of this kind of logic...
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"The matter has been amicably resolved to the satisfaction of both parties," NBC spokeswoman Jenny Tartikoff said in a statement, the Times reported. The network would not say how much the General Electric Co unit paid, the paper said.
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A freind told me about this wasteoid, and I had to just look it up....I laughed about 10 minutes with this one,
"LOOK MA NO BRAINS!...see Ma I told you sniffing that gas aint hurt nutin, I feel just fine.........
Robbery is a serious problem for retail stores across our region. But the employees of Shamrock Liquors in Ashland, Kentucky, can't stop laughing about what happened last Friday at the store along 13th street.
Police say Kasey Kazee walked in to the store with duct tape wrapped around his head to conceal his face.(Thats right folks....the new multi-purpose ....*wait for it*........CONVICT CAMMMO TAPE.... by RONCO....now you can hide your face and get rid of unsightly moles and facial hair..)
Fortunately, store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own. Steel had a wooden club wrapped with duct tape that eventually sent the suspect fleeing the store.(Oh my.....that explains the bloody face on the moron)
Store employee Craig Miller says he chased Kazee to the parking lot, tackled him and held him in a choke positiion until police arrived. An unidentified customer also helped.(Thats right....who's yo daddy bitch.....lol....rofl)
Kazee said in a jailhouse interview today police got the wrong man and Kazee says he has no memory of going in to the liquor store. He also says he has no memory of police removing the duct tape.(Hey dumbass that line don't work on COPS it won't work here.....he is worse than Bill Clinton....I did not have sex in the way that I beleive sex to be defined)
We asked Kazee how he could deny being the duct tape bandit even though police have photos showing Kazee with the duct tape on and then a photo where Kazee's face is revealed.
Kazee looked straight at the camera and said, "Do I look like the duct tape bandit to you?" (Uh..... well now that you ask dipshit.....YES)
Miller says Kazee also had a t-shirt pulled up around his head during the robbery attempt. Miller says it reminded him of the "Cornholio" character from the "Beavis and Butthead" cartoon
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"I am Kacey Kazee.....are you threating me? Give me cuervo for my ....bungggggg...........hole"
Steele says Kazee did get away with two rolls of change before Steele could grab his club. Police found much of that change in the parking lot.
Pray to god this nitwit doesn't get the chance to reproduce.....I can see it now....Honey let them kids lone....that lead paint aint hert nobuddy...see im nermal".....lol.....later "yall" riff
ALTON, Texas - Authorities say an inmate trying to flee a Texas city jail crashed through the ceiling into a police chief's empty office.
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Al gore is peddling carbon crack
filling up his pockets and wont give it back
it's global warming, it's global warming
Anwar's got oil for me and you
but we cant go drill because of caribou
it's global worming, it's global warming
Vegans dont want us eating cow parts
because they cause global warming
with all their farts
global warming it's global warming
Al Gore is nothing but hypocrite talk
He has a jet to fly and he wants you to walk
global warming, it's global warming
We are sick and tired of global warming
(boredom is a dangerous thing....lol....riff)
WASHINGTON - Exactly 20 years after warning America about global warming, a top NASA scientist said the situation has gotten so bad that the world's only hope is drastic action.(Thats right folks, just in the last week, the tasmanian devil population just "Burst into flames" because it was sooo hot...lol)
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A little something not political not griping, not an issue.....enjoy
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Staunch supports have denied it, but Obomba is dancing with the devil herself...mark my words.that ole witch aint out of the white house yet
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Gotta admire his spunk.....I geuss....but what an exercize in innefectuality
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A little venting today....I have been having to deal with the stupidist people lately at work....not the staff mind you but the ER patients.....everything from drug seekers, to the "I dont have a job, I don't have insurance, I dont have the money to buy my meds, I havent seen my "regular" MD for this condition lasting over three weeks, but it's an emergency now at three in the morning, but can smoke a three pack a day cigarrette habit, or afford to get pot and or crack, and meth, and are grossly obese(so they are eating plenty).but I cant pay for my insulin.......and they show up at the door damn near dead, and as soon as the immediate crisis is over they start demanding "things"...."Im hungry can you order a tray, I need three pillows....no not flat pillows but fluffy ones, it's cold in here can you can me a warm blanket....oh I dont drink tap water I need bottled chilled water only, can you tell the lady next door to be quiet I am trying to rest and I cant because she is moaning too loud and it"s disturbing me, Why hasn't the doctor controlled my pain, what do you mean you dont have samples.....and the list goes on and on.
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I read science daily.....daily....no pun....lol....and thought I would share this...
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ScienceDaily (June 19, 2008) — Information gleaned from a Greenland ice core by an international science team shows that two huge Northern Hemisphere temperature spikes prior to the close of the last ice age some 11,500 years ago were tied to fundamental shifts in atmospheric circulation. (No its gotta be Bush's great great great.....ect grandfather, who opposed the Ugg Thak Ugg treaty that limited campfires to only big enough to cook a whole bison in three days....Damn Bush..lol)
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WASHINGTON — President Bush on Wednesday put his weight behind a move underfoot in Congress to lift a 27-year-old ban on oil exploration off U.S. shores as gasoline prices reach ever higher, and he cast blame on Democrats for Americans' pain at the pump in an election year that is focusing more heavily on economic issues.
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A blurb from wikipedia, about this....the news isn't exactly new, 2007....but I was talking with a buddy bout it, decided to add a few thoughts, after the blurb....riff
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The official says that if the fighting ceases, Israel will agree to ease the blockade of the Gaza Strip. The Israeli says that the talks on efforts to release an Israeli soldier held by Hamas will be intensified.
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Girl survives lightning strike, then wins $20
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Back on my old tired soapbox of anti-carbonoconomy. More evidence Al Gork is playing the politico's like a off tune fiddle..........
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Police in Mesa, Ariz., chased driver Christopher Psomas, 38, in May after his companion, Ashley Strahan, 20, allegedly tried to pass a forged check at a business. The pair's car ran red lights at high speeds to get out of town, then left the road near the Salt River Reservation, and when the car became disabled, kept going on foot. However, they ran smack into a bed of chola cactus, becoming virtual pin cushions. (Uh ouch!) At Banner Desert Medical Center, as nurses plucked the needles from his body, Psomas, in pain and in tears, said, "I am so stupid. This is what I get for trying to run from the police."(Thats right he is stupid, even as a kid growing up in Phoenix I knew to stay away from those things....YOWCH!) [Arizona Republic, 5-7-08]
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In March, News of the Weird reported the bratty behavior of two Boynton Beach, Fla., high school girls who not only swiped money from a Girl Scout selling cookies at a supermarket, but then told a TV station on camera that they were "pissed" because they got caught and had to give the money back. (The nerve of some people....we stole that money fair and square) One of the girls, Stefanie Woods, 18, chose to go to trial on the theft charge in May, but was quickly convicted and will be sentenced in June. A week after the conviction, she also pleaded no-contest to an intervening event in which she allegedly skipped out on a $28 dinner tab at a Denny's. She said she was sorry for the theft, but that "I still don't think it gives (the public) the right to be screaming things at me" around town. "People scream things at me every single day, and it's getting really hard." (Anybody have any pity laying around the house for this wastoid?....Tough shit you little bratty child....she needs a few days in the stocks if you ask me.....bring on the tomatoes...*splat*....lol)
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OH man!....Where to start.....lol
NEW ORLEANS - Frank Keys Jr. faces up to 40 years in prison after he was found cruising down the highway with more than 200 grams of heroin in the diaper he was wearing, federal officials said.
Keys, 38, of New Orleans was charged Friday by a federal grand jury. He got in trouble June 3 in St. John the Baptist Parish, north of New Orleans, when sheriff's deputies pulled over the car he was in for a traffic violation, according to court documents.
The deputies and Drug Enforcement Agency special agents got permission to search the car, and a drug sniffing dog alerted them to the car's passenger side.
The occupants were ordered out of the car, and patted down. During the pat-down, "officers felt a large hard object in the pants area on Keys," (is that a load in your diaper or are you just happy to see the cops)according to a news release from the U.S. Attorney's office.
Keys told officers he was wearing a diaper and when they asked if there was anything in the diaper, he "shook his head affirmatively."(No shit?......rofl)
Officers then removed a package containing about 257 grams of heroin from the diaper
can you hear the comments if he would have gotten away with it....."Hey man...this dope taste like shit.....ooops sorry wrong end.......lol....or ..."how did you like the dope......"Man I smoked the piss out of it....rofl........(disclaimer.....picture is just some random photo out of flikr, not the real dumbass.....enjoy....riff
HMMMMM now lets see ....just where do I put that melted hershey bar, and bag of coke......hmmm ....I got it.....and the rest was history.....lol
Jun 13
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Saudis to increase oil production by half-million barrels: report WASHINGTON (AFP) - Concerned that skyrocketing oil prices might induce a worldwide economic slump, Saudi Arabia is planning to increase oil production next month by about a half-million barrels a day, The New York Times reported on its website late Friday
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