The world according to Riff.

One flavor of carbonomics, is that cows are causing global warming........by farting!..A cry the militant vegans have repeatedly tried to push, to save the world by not eating beef.....and the target is the digestive process of cattle.Never mind that the fetid swamps and jungles of the world probably contribute a good share of the methane from rotting vegatation.....but noooooo....they would have to drain all the swamps, and clear underbrush from all the forest if they acknowledged that, so as to not violate the Kyoto self sodomizing....lol 

Update

Methane's longstanding menace as a climate-altering greenhouse gas is closer than ever to being controlled, said New Zealand scientists in June after genome-mapping found the source of flatulence in ruminant animals, and the researchers said they thought they could vaccinate against it. While livestock accounts for only 2 percent of U.S. greenhouse gas, it causes over half of New Zealand's. Unless the vaccination is successful, farmers will face a huge tax on methane by 2012 brought on by the requirements of the Kyoto Protocol. [Daily Telegraph (London), 6-5-08]

EAT BEEF...YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAA....FREE NEW ZEALAND i LOVE THIS PICTURE......riff