congress apologizes for slavery
it's all in the news, as the last great act before abandoning the American people for a month, ........they apologized for something our generation did not take part in, and were not a part of ....they apologized for slavery........OK, and this accomplishes what?....does it lower gas prices?, does it help the economy?, does it do anything to help national defense or the war in Iraq?, does it help secure our borders?.< Well the answer is as obvious as sooner be blue is stupid......NO so in light of this momentous effort by congress to do absolutely nothing of real merit, I have a list of my own apologies, that are equally meaningfull....and have just as much profound effect on the grand scheme of things....lol I apologize for all the bacteria I killed by using soap. for all the poor pigs that died giving me bacon for all the people murdered by the spanish inquisition, and crusades for all the carbon I released in the atmosphere, last weekend barbequing two briskets to al gore for .....naw fuck him.....he's still an ass to all the jewish faith that died in the holocast, (simply because my family came here from germany in the 1800's) to all the farmers that produce wheat and corn because I gave up high carbohydratres and to anybody that likes dodge ball, (simply because I had to be weird) and to anybody I forgot that might have been or will, offended real or imagined, except for Al Gore.....lol...riff
