The world according to Riff.

I was listening to rush today and heard this audio clip...it was too funny to pass up, and it represents the likes of junkie jackson, farrah-con, and sharpyton, and how they propogate hate and pure D bullshit....and the saps that actually swallow that line of fertilizer...this lady was so ingrained in dumbass that she was comical...I had to cut and paste this one...lol....riff

RUSH: All right, all right. Two things. The guy has just got through saying that he was beamed up by UFOs into a bigger ship, and then Asman -- and I understand why, believe me, I understand why. Asman says, "Why lend your credibility to the notion...?" (interruption) What? The whole thing is ridiculous. You're misunderstanding me, Mr. Snerdley. I'm telling you, here a guy has just said UFOs plucked him out of a mountaintop in Mexico, took him up to hear the words of Elijah Muhammad where he predicted the war against Khadafy and then Asman says, "Why would you lend your credibility to this rumor that the levies were blown up?" Credibility? (laughing) I know what he means: credibility with his flock, credibility with his audience. I mean this, folks, architect of the Million More March tomorrow in Washington, DC. Do we have Rita X's call ready to go? Oh, we've got a quick two minute Rita X call. When's this call from? What's the date? Oh, okay, so 1990, so we're going to go back 15 years. This is Rita X in two minutes.

(begin clip)

RITA X: Let me just say this. There is a spaceship called the mother plane. (Mother plane????...rofl)

RUSH: Yes.

RITA X: And on the mother plane it has what is called 1,500 bombing planes, and very soon in the 1990s, afford the closure on the UFO phenomena which has been withheld from the public will be exposed. (an airborn interstellar aircraft carrier, well thats a new twist)

RUSH: I see.

RITA X: The Pentagon, NASA space program, the president of the United States, and the Chiefs of Joint  Staff, both Congress and the senator of the USA as well as the Navy and Air Force intelligence, FBI and CIA will be forced --

RUSH: You forgot Interpol. You forgot Interpol.

RITA X: Well, will be forced to Face the Nation in the mounting crisis in the air and on the land and the sea and give up the secrets. What are the secrets? The secret is the president and his chief joints of staff are planning a secret war involving their over 40-year knowledge of an encounter with a black fleet which has been called the unidentified flying saucers.

RUSH: Rita, Rita, hang on a minute. The chiefs of joint, as you say, the chairman of the chiefs of joint is a black man. (Cheif of joint????...Aint that cheech and chong...lol)

RITA X: Colin colonel Powell?

RUSH: Colonel Colin Powell. "Colin Colonel Powell?" It's Colonel Colin Powell.

RITA X: Well let me rephrase this.

RUSH: General! It's General Colin Powell. It's General Colin Powell.

RITA X: Because he has planted genocide on the black community as Minister Farrakhan has revealed to the masses of the people that President Bush has sat down with Colonel Colin Powell to plan genocide against the black community. But this is why the event, the mother plane is there, and the mother plane will destroy England, and that's why you notice that when the first sightings of the writings in the hedges from Stone Hinges and the writing in the grass was 50 miles from what is called Stone Hedges in England. (OMG!!, what a moron)

RUSH: Stone hedges, yes. (and uh just what do you feed the stone hedges, rita, and how much do you water them....lol)

RITA X: The mother plane, the 1,500 bomber plane, will drop three baby planes, three bombs on England and destroy England, and also she will destroy your -- your air -- the air -- the American air, uh, bases. (Will the baby planes be wearing diapers or are they already potty trained?)

RUSH: Yeah.

RITA X: And her jet and --

(end clip)

RUSH: So that was it. We condensed that down from the whole six minute call for Rita X. There were two calls, but that's the basis, now, for her call was Calypso Louie and the UFOs and Mexico, back in 1985. Mother plane. Yeah, that's when she called me "the head of trickinology," and, of course, one of my favorite parts of that, and it's hard to pick one, is aside from the "chief joints of staff" is that we were going to blow up the "Stone hinges."

This is the kind of idiot that is produced in the inner city hate filled environs, preyed on by the race baiters, who are only there to further their own well being....riff