The world according to Riff.

Forget what you heard about those jokers in the news, Bigfoot is a known entity also known as liberalpithicus moronis. They are similar to a primate in cognitive ability, on par with a brain damaged chimp, or septic capauchin...They communicate very effectively with facial cues for instance here is one signaling she is hungry.

and another one communicating how happy she was after mating

This one is signaling either constipation or a desire to mate.

So don't fall for the scam of bigfoot in oregon, they mostly reside in D.C, and should alwys be handled with gloves, due to their infectious nature, and tendancy to bite. Attempting to talk to them usually evokes a violent response, due to their limited cognitive ability. They have been known to be easily decepted by another closely related sub-species, liberalpithicus obesitus, here is an example, seen below in his more natural habit feeding off his preferred prey, and is also frequently confusd with bigfoot.; but the common name is actually bigass...lol

  so if you see one of these species, dont attempt to communicate or acknowledge their presence..or disagree with them .as such would only provoke a hostile response.lol...riff