The world according to Riff.

In the spirit of the olympic follies....lol

It's the final competion for the womens all around gymnastics

Nastia Luikin is ahead by 4 points!

He Kexin is just finished being burped by her wet nurse, of er uh hmmm...16 years....as she toddles up to the saddle....Wow! such form, she does an excellent hopscotch, followed by a bunny hop.....heres the dismount.....(chinese official holds up sign reading .......crowd gasp, then clap) amazing she hopped off with a flawless hokey pokey, putting her left foot in then out, and turning all about.........the judges show their score

a 18.650!....He Kexin wins the gold!!!!!!!

the previous sarcasm brought to you by a grant from

Chinese mafia, and the official Chinese government, propaganda division

and a healthy endowment from Wi trane m yung, fayk birfday, wi shuut not-frind li, and toh kin- juj, and the tianamin foundation

Although this story is all bull, the real story isn't , it has been noted by many , more learned than me that in the competitions that are decided by actuall skills and events that are not subject to "interpretation" by the judges, Chine doesn't do so well, but in areas where 'JUDGES'  OPINIONS, play a part , there is a decided skew toward the higher side in favor of china, even for less than superior performances......your esteemed reporter sum ting wong...........lol...riff