The world according to Riff.

"whats that you little shi....er uh whippersnapper?.....who's bitch are ya now....now call the cops before I bust one in ya".....rofl...(disclaimer...random picture not the real grannie) 

POINT MARION, Pa. - An 85-year-old woman boldly went for her gun and busted a would-be burglar inside her home, then forced him to call police while she kept him in her sights, police said. "I just walked right on past him to the bedroom and got my gun," Leda Smith said(Now thats funny, what a little pussy, to get punked out by a 85 year old lady)   Smith heard someone break into her home Sunday afternoon and grabbed the .22-caliber revolver she had been keeping by her bed since a neighbor's home was burglarized a few weeks ago.

"I said 'What are you doing in my house?' He just kept saying he didn't do it," Smith said.(But yet the punk was in her house wasn't he)

After the 17-year-old boy called 911, Smith kept holding the gun on him until state police arrived at her home in Springhill Township, about 45 miles south of Pittsburgh.

The boy will be charged with attempted burglary and related offenses in juvenile court, Trooper Christian Lieberum said. He was not identified because of his age.(And because his nuts aint dropped into his sack yet...lol...the only thing missing was granny pistol whipping the little bastard a few times.......BAM...BAM....BAM.....I took my centrum silver with some red bull boy .....whos yo GRANNY......WHOS YO GRANNNNNNNIE!) 

"It was exciting," Smith said. "I just hope I broke up the (burglary) ring because they have been hitting a lot of places around here."