Some organizations have too much time on their hands

random blog, little politics, little humor...lotta bull****

2008/8/22

Some organizations have too much time on their hands

@ 11:18 AM (15 months, 9 days ago)

#1 PETA is trying to get into the theme park bizzness........They report having a financial backer that will help them buy Sea World in San Antonio.....and get this....lol.....they want to move all the animals to a "marine" preserve, and set Sea World up as avirtual reality showplace, so no animals will be subjected to the capture and torture of being captive..........hmmmmm a virtual reality show case....that will make money....bwaaaaaaaahahahaha....what a bunch of dumbasses

#2 This crap is cut and pasted from the childrens international obesity foundation...talk about assholes

Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps, has now become McDonalds' International Goodwill Ambassador. He has begun his diplomatic conquest in China, where he has been taking Chinese children (in a nation which is now publicly acknowledging that approximately one in every five of its sons and daughters is dangerously overweight or obese) to lunch at McDonald's, and aggressively encouraging them to participate in an American tradition - fast foods - while grinning and chowing down on a well-lubricated, salty (but satisfying) double cheeseburger.....(Oh my heavens, how dare the guy with an eight pack, and multiple gold medals, eat a damn hamburger....and get paid a bit in the process)

It seems that only yesterday Michael Phelps was promoting Kellogg's Frosted Flakes, ostensibly to ensure that the children of the world received sufficient sugar to rot their teeth, make them hyperactive and get them a head start on diabetes. Today, Michael is promoting fats and salts for McDonald's, which opened up four new franchises in the Beijing area to coincide with the Olympic events. Now these children can get fatter faster to keep pace with their American counterparts...and they can enjoy an entirely new standard of health, including dental caries, ADHD, diabetes, atherosclerosis, high cholesterol, hypertension, kidney failure, strokes, and, of course obesity. While the CHILDREN'S INTERNATIONAL OBESITY FOUNDATION is proactively working to stop the epidemic of childhood obesity, Michael is being the Ambassador of Toxic Temptations.(Is this a PETA site?...it smells like those idiots, damn they forgot to mention balding, drooling, farting..ect...)

The saddest irony is that Michael has spent his short life working to overcome numerous obstacles and tremendous challenges in order to become a true champion. He is a star athlete, a celebrity and a role model. It might be disingenuous to believe this, but I get the distinct sense that Michael's handlers have him convinced that he is helping to spread democracy, and the often-envied American Way Of Life. George Bush does it with threats, troops and artillary emplacements, and Michael Phelps does it with sugar, salt and suet.

Isn't there something better that the United States can offer the world?(Its a liberal left wing cook site, how the hell did Bush get involved in this, who is on the board of directers?....Jane fonda, Barbra Streisand, peloopsi, kerry????the dixie chicks.....to Phelps....you go dude...make that money and tell those asshole to stfu....I can't wait to hear rush or glen beck get hold of this...it will be a scream to see what a real bunch of commentators could do with this....lol...riff)