The world according to Riff.

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2008/8/26

Don't take a Molitov to a gun fight

@ 09:58 PM (15 months, 4 days ago)
Tattoo Shop Owner Blasts Burglar

No charges expected, no need for a trial
By Jim Forsyth
Tuesday, August 26, 2008

  He wanted to rob the tattoo man, and he ended up with a tag on his toe.

 

  Police say the world's dumbest burglar shattered the plate glass window of "Perfection Tattoos" in the 3500 block of Blanco Road on the near north side about 2 this morning.

 

  The idiot apparently didn't realize that the owner of the establishment was still inside, and when the owner saw the wanna-be burglar go back to his vehicle and grab a lighted Molotov cocktail, he decided to take action.(Say cheese asshole...lol)

 

  The cops say the store owner grabbed a shotgun, and tattooed the would be robber with a blast right across the face.  The bad guy was dead on the spot.(Give the man a medal he saved taxpayers thousands of dollars prosecuting this wanker)

 

  Police are investigating the dead man, but say the store owner was well within his rights to protect his property and no charges are expected.(Hey Bubba look at this guy........Yep ....looks dead to me.......lol....riff)

Comment(s) »

  1. If everyone could carry a gun, crime would end - at least after all the criminals were blasted.

    Comment by The Dudeler— 2008/08/26 @ 11:03 PM — (Reply)

  2. Comment by The Dudeler— 2008/08/26 @ 11:06 PM — (Reply)

  3. i LOVED THAT SCENE!!!It was one of my favorites in the movie......how the hell do "Yall" put pictures and you-tubes in the comments???..I just haven't been able to figure it out?.....riff

    Comment by riffran— 2008/08/27 @ 12:11 AM — (Reply)

  4. It's not hard -
    to put a pic in your comment - click that little img tab. It will say something about allowing to run blah blah blah - click temporarily let run. Then click the img tab again and when the address box pops up - paste in the url of the pick you want to use.

    To paste a youtube video in your comment - when you look at a video on youtube - to the right of the video is a embed code. Simply copy and paste that code into the comment.

    If you want to put a video in your post itself - it is a little different. There you have to use the code [youtube=video's url].

    Comment by Dugg— 2008/08/27 @ 07:29 AM — (Reply)

  5. You're a mastermind Dugg. Where is the Senator's money? He says he hasn't heard from you.

    Comment by Ed— 2008/08/27 @ 07:43 AM — (Reply)

  6. I thought we had a double or nothing going on.

    Comment by Dugg— 2008/08/27 @ 07:47 AM — (Reply)

  7. Correct Dugg. Bet #1 was won by me. Obama got the nomination. Bet #2, the double or nothing, was also won by me. Hillary, that bitch, did NOT get the VP nomination. In both cases you crowed about having a "lock" only to end up the loser in a BIG DOSE OF REALITY. Pay up and we can move on to another bet (aka more money for me).

    BG

    Comment by Barry G.— 2008/08/27 @ 07:02 PM — (Reply)

  8. Okay, okay - but in all fairness the initial bet (that I agreed to) was supposed to go to the winners choice of charity. I was gonna hit you with the Reinvestigate 911 Fund if I had won.
    Unless of course you want to go double or nothing on who wins the election?

    Comment by The Dudeler— 2008/08/27 @ 08:40 PM — (Reply)

  9. Absolutely the winnings go to charity. Please send me a certified check payable to the American Cancer Society. What bet for the general election do you propose Dugg?

    BG

    Comment by Barry G.— 2008/08/27 @ 09:00 PM — (Reply)

  10. You really want it to go to those scammers? Allright.
    I was asking for a double or nothing on Bomby vs Insane.

    Comment by The Dudeler— 2008/08/27 @ 09:29 PM — (Reply)

  11. I hardly think you are in a position to trash my choice of charity when compared to yours. Which side would you take in the Obama - McCain election? Who is McCain going to bestow the honor of being his running mate on?

    BG

    Comment by Barry G.— 2008/08/28 @ 05:47 AM — (Reply)

  12. I'm with you on Obama Senator even though Sarah Palin is hot.

    Comment by Ed— 2008/08/30 @ 07:35 AM — (Reply)

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