The world according to Riff.

This was from "Kofi Anon"...yeah right, well lets see how well versed this dipshit is in U.S. consumer products...lol....this could be fun
 
UNITED NATIONS ASSISTED PROGRAMME)
DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT AND TRANSFERS. UNITED NATIONS LIASION OFFICE
LONDON UNITED KINGDOM
WIRE TRANSFER/AUDIT UNIT

Our Ref: WB/NF/UN/XX028


DEAR BENEFICIARY :

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?You may not understand why this mail came to you. We have been having a meeting for the passed 3 months which ended 2 days ago with the UNITED NATIONS BOARD OF TRUSTEES AND AUDITORS with new secretary to the United Nation Mr. Ban Ki-moon. (Nice syntax  dipshit)

This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$150,000,00 each.

This includes every foriegn contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.

You are advised to contact Mr. Jim Ovia of ZENITH BANK NIGERIA PLC, as he is our representative, contact him immediately for your Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$500,000,00.This funds are in a Bank Draft for security purpose ok? so he will send it to you throuh Courier Services and you can clear it in any bank of your choice.(wow , I'm getting a cheque for 500 million...ohhhhhh boy...lol)

Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you.(Sure thing buddy, right away)


Conatct Mr. Jim Ovia immediately for your Cheque:
Person to Contact Mr. Jim Ovia

E-mail : mr-jimovia@live.com

Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Bank Draft.

Making the world a better place,
MY BEST REGARDS.

Mr. Kofi Anan
Former secretary to
The United Nation.
And New
secretary to the
United Nation
Mr. Ban Ki-moon.

Heres my reply, lets see if they will bite