The world according to Riff.

random blog, little politics, little humor...lotta bull****

2008/9/26

Thing Ike taught me.......great e-mail I received

@ 10:17 PM (14 months, 3 days ago)
Things Ike Taught Me!
 
 
 
  Coffee and frozen pizzas can be made on a BBQ grill. – cookies not so much. . . still taste like BBQ! 
                                                                          
  Hot pockets taste pretty good deep fried on the outdoor cooker!          
                                                                           
  No matter how many times you flick the switch, lights don't work without 
  electricity.                                                             
                                                                            
  My car gets 23.21675 miles per gallon, EXACTLY (you can ask the people in
  line who helped me push it).                                             
                                                                           
  He who has the biggest generator wins.                                   
                                                                           
  A new method of non-lethal torture- showers without hot water.           
                                                                           
  There are a lot more stars in the sky than most people thought.          
                                                                           
  TV is an addiction and the withdrawal symptoms are painful.              
                                                                            
  A 7 lb bag of ice will chill 6-12 oz Budweiser's to a drinkable          
  temperature in 11 minutes, and still keep a 14 lb. turkey frozen for 8   
  more hours.                                                              
                                                                           
  There are a lot of dang trees around here.                                
                                                                          
  Flood plane drawings on some mortgage documents were seriously wrong..   
                                                                           
  People will get into a line that has already formed without having any   
  idea what the line is for.                                               
                                                                           
  Tele-marketers function no matter what the weather is doing.             
                                                                           
  Cell phones work when land lines are down, but only as long as the       
  battery remains charged.                                                 
                                                                           
  Hampers were not made to contain such a volume.                          
    ;                                                                        
  If my store sold only ice, chainsaws, gas and generators... I'd be rich. 
                                                                           
  Price of a can of soup rises 200% in a storm.                            
                                                                           
  Water front property can quickly become someone else' s fishing hole.     
                                                                           
  Tree service companies are under appreciated.                            
                                                                           
  I learned what happens when you make fun of another states' blackout.    
                                                                           
  MATH 101: 30 days in month, minus 6 days without power equals 30% higher 
  electric bill ?????                                                      
                                                                           
  Drywall is a compound word, take away the 'dry' part and it's worthless. 
                                                                           
  I can walk a lot farther than I thought
 
I had to pass this one along.....lol....riff

Comment(s) »

  1. "NOW" THATS NEWS ...YOU CAN USE....GWBTW !!!!!!!

    Comment by aza spade— 2008/09/26 @ 10:55 PM — (Reply)

  2. Good one Riff.

    Comment by Dugg— 2008/09/27 @ 11:43 AM — (Reply)

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