YA GOTTA JUST LOVE THE MORONS
This is too damn funny, of all the places to rob.......and there is a very bad joke to follow....riff
WASHINGTON - Police said a man suspected in an armed robbery at an alleged brothel in Washington's Columbia Heights neighborhood left some evidence at the scene - his thumb.
Police say a 22-year-old man and an accomplice made off with hundreds of
dollars in cash in the Oct. 11 raid. According to charging documents, one of the
victims took control of the suspect's silver machete and hacked off his right
thumb.(Makes it a bitch to hitchhike, don't it...rofl)
About two hours after the robbery, a nine-fingered man went to an emergency
room. Police caught up with him and brought the severed thumb to the
hospital.(so much for little jack horny sticking his thumb in the pie...hey man that ain't no plum....ROFL)
According to an arrest affidavit, a doctor told police the thumb "fits like a
puzzle piece." The man was transferred to a Baltimore hospital to have it
reattached. (Uh that ain't my thumb, dude, that's somebody Else's thumb...its a coincidence ..."I want my lawyer I've been fraaaaaaaamed)
On Tuesday, a judge ordered the Hyattsville, Md., man held without bond....(Yeah...no shit....what a moron...lol)
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Information from: The Washington Examiner, http://www.dcexaminer.com/
What did the leper say to the prostitute after he was done.......Just keep the tip......bwooooohahahaha....(yes I know that was gross)...lol...riff
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