What was this idiot smoking???
JACKSON, Mich. - A man accused of stabbing his mother with a fork and
attacking a second woman with 10 pounds of frozen chicken has pleaded guilty to
one count of felonious assault. Frederick McKaney, 40, entered the plea Friday
in Jackson County Circuit Court. Prosecutors dropped additional assault, larceny
and other charges.(and charged with FOWL play..rofl)
Prosecutors said McKaney stabbed his mother with a fork June 23 and later
exchanged words with another woman as he rode a stolen bicycle. They said he hit
her in the head with a plastic bag of frozen chicken, opening a wound that
required five surgical staples to close.(what a loser....I just don't get it....*yawn*...Gee I'm bored.....I think i'll go stab Ma with a fork and go to the grocery store and get some chicken soup fixins, damn lost the car keys.....hey thats a cute little bicycle...problem solved...lol....)
McKaney will be sentenced Dec. 11. He faces up to four years in prison and a
$2,000 fine.(and forever being labeled as a dumbass)
A message seeking comment was left for McKaney's attorney on Monday.(who replied...I don't even like chicken soup).....bwa ha ha ha...riff
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