The world according to Riff.

random blog, little politics, little humor...lotta bull****

2008/10/30

products we would like to see.....lol

@ 04:18 PM (12 months, 29 days ago)
Some are jokes I have heard and some I just made up....enjoy

Ginko/palmetto.....pee like a race horse and remember you did it

tightassazine....the old ladies friend, a keester pucker upper

niceassazine.....related to tightassazine...turns ugly butts into cute butts

asshole repellent....use LIBERAL-ly as needed to keep them at bay

pseudoinbedrine...a dating adjunct

Bactseatum DS....help get date in the back seat if out of pseudoinbedrine

nocrablia......take prior to dating activity to keep certain inconveniences from spreading

Mycocksafailin....a viagra substitute

embryno...new birth control pill...(courtesy of the late George Carlin)

the clap-er...gag gift, comes with complimentary shot of penicillin

smartassazine.....makes you more witty

and something you don't want ...Dicky doo disease.....that when you belly sticks out more than dicky doo....lol

(and thats why I lost 40 pounds, at the gym....lol)....riff

 





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  1. I bet you made them ALL up.

    Comment by Ed— 2008/10/30 @ 07:43 PM — (Reply)

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