The world according to Riff.

I received this e-mail and had to share the love.....tooo damn funny...poor lady she just can't get no breaks....I wonder if she is proud of her country now???

The Black Widow.... 
  
This spider, one of only a few poisonous spiders in the USA, can be found all over the states of Missouri, Arkansas, Kentucky, and Tennessee.   
The spider releases a neurotoxin into the victim that, if not treated, can cause death!  
The Black widow hooks-up with the male then sucks the very life out of him after mating!   
She's very easy to spot...   
The female has a very wide backside, is Black, and has a red hour glass shaped marking on her belly....   
  
You can find this spider in: * 
Closets 
Wood piles
Under beds 
And soon...... 
THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!

    Sorry folks I couldn't help but pass this one along.....but what did she expect.....next order of business get a fashion consultant......you may be in trouble...lol