The world according to Riff.

Why does santa have such BAD REPUTATION  in the hood....cuz he's got a HO HO HO on every corner

From the local Vernerial Disease clinic....Have  a merry syphlis....and a clappy new year.

Rudolphs last words...."Hey guys were having venison stew for supper...."

Smurfs....proof that santa did elves

What did the crack dealers kid get for christmas?....My bike

cut and pasted, obviously a   oklahoma point of veiw)

 In a small southern town in oklahoma there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me.

The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.

Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You stupid Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.

She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"

lol.....riff