The world according to Riff.

I got a little bored and thought I would concoct a little BS...Have a merry x-mas and safe new years all....riff

on the first day of christmas my barkeep gave to me.
a beer
on the second day of christmas my barkeep gave to me.
2 double Jacks
on the third day of christmas my barkeeper done givin to me.
3 southern comfort
on duh fourff day of christmas my barkeep gave to me.
4 flaming horseman
on the fifff day of christmas my barkeep gave to me.
5 sloe jin fizz....*hiccup*
on the sixth day of exlax my barkeep gave to me.
6 vodka tonic'sis
on the seventh day of christmas my barkeep gave to me.
7 kamakazeeees
on the eighthith  day of of of oh christmas my barkeep gave to me.
8 vodka tonic
on the (hey what number we at, i'z got lost..) oh yeah dazz it ninth day of christmas my barkeep gave to me.
9 afterburners
on the tenth day of easter  my barstender er uh keep gave to me.
10 dry martinis...oh god here we goez again
on the elemonth day of shlissmas my karbbep gave tomeeee
1 ER visit
on tea twulf daze a kickmas my dercter give *hic* give *hic* gave me a dastumixk pumps
on de twulf  uh twulf...oops i dun sed that
where the hell were we?...oh yeah
appy valentimes day

piss on it goooood night *hic*