This is one of those studies that make you think "dude what the hell did your mama smoke while she was pregnant with  you?"

(Newser) – One in three women lack sexual desire, and sexologists are looking for a cure, Daniel Bergner writes in the New York Times. They've hooked up female sex organs to machines  (now there is a job you wonder how to apply for...wanted....young male to hook up machines to a womens fur burger. no experience needed....) and run sexy movies, showing that unlike penises, vulva are excited by a wide range of stimuli—gay men, women, and ape erections included.(EEEEEEEEERRRRRR WHAT!!!!....APE ERECTIONS???.....OH HELL NO!) Which suggests that women need only an emotional bond to get it on.

But one sexologist dismisses such talk as too politically correct. It's narcissism, she says, that fuels female desire: “Being desired is the orgasm. Women want to be thrown up against a wall but not truly endangered." ( I prefer to put em in a choke collar and a NASCAR BALLCAP.rofl....WTF?..."Thrown up against the wall?"...Thats a kinky freak there, not to be confused with Kinky Freidman, which means you have to use a guitar and a bag of hydro .....)Whether bonding or self-love is what excites women, female Viagra is the loser: Pills can make a woman lubricate, Bergner writes, but her all-important brain remains unaroused.
Source: New York Times

I don't know whats more disturbing....The fact that some women became aroused by ape erections, or the fact that somebody else thought to expose them to an ....ape erection......puts a whole new twist on foreplay don't it .......Get In bed honeyyyyy...I'm grabbing the play boy, play girl, (and some gay mag), and a Tarzan movie, and a gallon of sour Kraut......yeeeeeeeha!........

Well so much for unity and an end to white guilt.....seems like we wont be able to put the transgressions of the past, in the past.  In a show of true Jessie Jascksonism, or in Farrakhanish style, a segment of the society is still being singled out and maligned.  The so called "prayer" pretty much infers it all........

"Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get in back, when brown can stick around, when yellow will be mellow, when the red man can get ahead, man; and when white will embrace what is right. That all those who do justice and love mercy say Amen. Say Amen"

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Another damn Phisher,.......They sure put a lot of effort into making these "offers".....well BS detection doesn't seem to be their strong point, so this time I will reply with utter and obvious BS, and see

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Newser) – Nigerian police paraded a goat before journalists yesterday, calling it a "suspect" in an armed robbery case, the BBC reports. Vigilantes reportedly handed the goat to police and said it was a car thief that had shape-changed using witchcraft. Police later denied the goat was under suspicion. "Of course goats can't commit crime," a spokesman said. (yeah once the mushrooms and LSD wore off)

Police reform advocates said the incident underlined the need for better education.(yeah no shit buddy) "There are officers who don't even have a secondary school education, and the police have a big job to do in finding these people and getting rid of them," one said. He accused politicians of allowing police to fill their ranks with inept or criminal officers, who can easily be bribed to cover up official crimes.

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OK whatta moron....in my last reply I told him I was allergic to "metallic compounds", and to send the package in cyanacrylate....also known as super glue, or in a aerogel made of carbon buckyballs....AND lo and behold he "understood my e-mail"...but now he has moved the "package" to a different location, and doesnt' get the tornado, Dorothy and Toto reference..*sing with me*..."OHHHHHHHHHH WERE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARRRRRRD....THE WONDERFULL WIZARD OF OZ"....obviously tech aint his forte, and neither is popular American literature or the three stooges........... So here we go again folks......This time I will add a little Mel Brooks humor in with it, along with some more stooges references.......

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Well it didn't take very long...I got a reply from the "most" generous people just giving away these incredible sums of money....lets see how gullible they are

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 "yall...I have the utmost R.E.S.P.E.C.T. for the queen of soul, and luv me some motown......but lady whats up with the hat

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OK...."yall"....I may have been born at midnight, but it wasn't last night....seems like it's time for the Law Offices of Dewey Chetham @ Howe to go into action...yet again.......Lets see just how stupid they are....lol...riff
(the phish mail)
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with the following information:
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(the reply)

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I don't know about "yall" but I am fed up with all the whining about the big digital switch.  It is just typical lazy slackers crying because they may be faced with the consequences of their own inactions.   I put spinners on my car for over 3 grand but I can't afford the converter unless the government gives me a coupon, and better yet....Mexico  businesses  demand delay on the changeover of AMERICAN Tv stations...because their advertisements wont get to the target audience......*sigh*.....All I can say is if you want to watch TV, get the stuff you need to receive it, and if you can't afford it cut back on the beer, wine, cigarrettes, eating out, crack habit, ect....and just shut up already.....riff 

Not really, about global warming but this was a funny I had to pass on, it's almost straight out of my childhood, except mine was involving a really big crawdaddy, and "I dare you to lick it".....at the tender age of seven, a double dog dare had a lot of implications to it....and unfortunately the end results were similiar , except I had two puncture holes in my lip where that sucker latched on.......ahhhhh the memories.....goog times good times....lol.....riff

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I just heard on WOAI about a really cool customer....I can't recall all the details, but bottom line was she was attacked and assaulted, (raped I think), and in the process bit off a chunk of the slimeballs ear..........which she turned in tho the cops after the fact.....Holy shit!.....My heart and admiration goes out to that tough lady....and I hope they catch and slam this jerk...lol...sorry I don't have any more details...riff 

Just to be clear, this is in no way a reflection on the Prez elect, but on some of the stupidity  inspired, by the fact of the  "first black president" being elected.....riff

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In a tale more twisted than the streets of Magasaysay in the Philippines, HEEEEEEEEERES AL FRANKEN......Oh well if the election of Al will get the republicans off their butt and quit letting the libs run roughshod over them, then so be it....I hope his mouth runs like it usually does, and the people see what a nimrod they allowed to  fraud the election process....riff

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A death row inmate has scooped out his own eyeball, with his fingers, .....and (*barf barf*) ate it!.....

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'Witch' Burned Alive in Papua New Guinea

(Newser) – A young woman accused of witchcraft was doused with gasoline and burned to death on a pyre of car tires in Papua New Guinea, reports the Telegraph. The girl, aged between 16 and 21, was accused of spreading AIDS to one of her murderers in an extra-marital affair. Black magic has seen resurgence as the Pacific island nation grapples with a HIV epidemic.(Can you say what the f***?, a witch?  uh ....nevermind)

“The girl was stripped naked and could not shout for assistance or resist, as she was tightly strapped and her mouth gagged,” says a 21-year-old witness. Adds the region’s police chief, “I don’t know the right words to describe it, but it’s barbaric. Can you find the best words to describe such acts that are rampant here?”(Well scratch that place off my to visit list....damn!)

Porn Kings Want Federal Bailout

Newser) – Recession depression has hampered America's sex drive, claim Larry Flynt (of Hustler fame) and Joe Francis (Girls Gone Wild). The adult-entertainment kings want a federal bailout for slumping DVD sales, down 22% in the past year. Placing themselves alongside Detroit’s automakers in national importance, the duo says Congress should fork over $5 billion to help them through, TMZ reports.

“With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind,” Flynt says. “It’s time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America.”

This is just fricken unreal.....Flynt and King want a blow out...er uh bail out...(get ready folks the sarcasm and puns are about to fly...lol)......(youve been warned)

The porn industry now after all these years of sticking it up the actresses or (gross!) actors asses, they .want to stick it up the tax payers ass.

The screwing we all saw cumming is now to be the screwing we all saw coming.

They want a hand out to go with the hand job.

More money to show more honey

But they will pay it back...you know the latin term for it "queif pro quo"

I can see it now, in the history books...The government paid to watch people get laid, and the porn industry stayed.

Those actresses will blow more than money.

Will we at least get kissed after being screwed by the government, or will we get a voucher from Hustler

 

 

 

Gazans Hunker Down in 'Worst' Time of All....(That must be that wailing over the loudspeaker they refer to as prayer...lol.....riff)

(Newser) – Lentils and bread nearly are all Safwat al-Kahlout can offer the 20 relatives holed up in his powerless Gaza City apartment, he writes in the Christian Science Monitor. As Israeli tanks roll through the city's outskirts, family members have fled inward to his flat. "I took my clothes and underwear and ID cards so I could be identified if killed in one of the explosions," says an uncle. “This time is the worst of all,” his aunt tells him.

Like her, the Gazans who stand in snaking bread lines every day are losing hope, says al-Kahlout: “They see no end in sight. If the Palestinians are the only ones dying, no one will care.” So "when they hear of a Hamas missile striking Israel, cheering begins."

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In San Antonio, yesterday........
A observant man noticed to hoodlums, casing out the neighborhood, where he lived a day or so prior to the incident.  On the day of the incident, he noticed their behavior change  from looking to actively about to do something.
He told his son to be ready, they were about to get in trouble.
Son went and got a gun.
Thuggs kicked down the door in a home invasion style attack.
BLAM BLAM
End result.....one sleazeball DRT  (thats dead right there) with a shot to the melon, the other dipshit got whisked away to the hospital in critical condition.
According to the SAPD investigating the incident...no charges will be filed...
gun control......thats called "hittin whut ya aim at"
Kudos to the two people who succesfully defended their home against two peices of shit....Shame the other is still living, ...well at least the dead one aint running up a prison term courtesy of the taxpayers.....
Don't mess with TEXAS......."yall"

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Well well well......Burris not allowed to take a seat, (Gee thanks bloggo)...Harry reid turned him back and a bunch of supporters, it seems that his "paperwork" was not in order, Hmmmm I wonder if that meant the fact that Bloggo.had signed off on him?...just as he said he would Reid refused ANY appointment by bloggo......Now lets look at this from another angle....what IF Reid was  republican?   The calls and cries of rascism would resound around the world.....how DARE HE!!!....lol......I know nothing about Burris other than what his picture looks likeso all I can say is "sorry dude.....bloggo stuck it to ya"....but I will point out the hypocrasy of the pundits on how they spin things to make repubs look bad, and gloss over or outright ignore the same oppurtunity when it's demo's involved.....riff

 

Robin Williams Peace Plan?

According to snopes.com, this widely circulated piece was falsely attributed to Robin Williams....(But who cares I loved it, and it bears repeating, and I agree with it lol....riff)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present........ You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere" again.

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I hit a few sites detailing the demographics of who voted for who in the last election

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