The world according to Riff.

random blog, little politics, little humor...lotta bull****

2009/1/8

Hold onto to your hats folks, PORN industry want's a bail out

@ 05:29 AM (10 months, 3 days ago)

Porn Kings Want Federal Bailout

Newser) – Recession depression has hampered America's sex drive, claim Larry Flynt (of Hustler fame) and Joe Francis (Girls Gone Wild). The adult-entertainment kings want a federal bailout for slumping DVD sales, down 22% in the past year. Placing themselves alongside Detroit’s automakers in national importance, the duo says Congress should fork over $5 billion to help them through, TMZ reports.

“With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind,” Flynt says. “It’s time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America.”

This is just fricken unreal.....Flynt and King want a blow out...er uh bail out...(get ready folks the sarcasm and puns are about to fly...lol)......(youve been warned)

The porn industry now after all these years of sticking it up the actresses or (gross!) actors asses, they .want to stick it up the tax payers ass.

The screwing we all saw cumming is now to be the screwing we all saw coming.

They want a hand out to go with the hand job.

More money to show more honey

But they will pay it back...you know the latin term for it "queif pro quo"

I can see it now, in the history books...The government paid to watch people get laid, and the porn industry stayed.

Those actresses will blow more than money.

Will we at least get kissed after being screwed by the government, or will we get a voucher from Hustler

 

 

 

Comment(s) »

  1. HA....I posted it fiiiiirst....rofl...riff:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

    Comment by riffran— 2009/01/08 @ 06:19 AM — (Reply)

  2. That's pretty low, copying material that was JUST PUBLISHED!!

    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/08 @ 07:27 PM — (Reply)

  3. How Else can it spread like Wild Fire ? Let the News Be heard From around the World ! Every little scrap of information ... let "IT" BE KNOWN !!! The Evil which Lurks In every man ....

    Comment by jim— 2009/01/08 @ 08:18 PM — (Reply)

  4. Let me clarify..........I beat sooner B skank by about 45 min...lol.....one of the few perks of working night shift....lol...riff

    Comment by riffran— 2009/01/09 @ 05:12 AM — (Reply)

  5. The skank thinks she is going to be the last skank standing on bloghi.com. The skank already is. millardo and the spamming realtor are outta here. What the skank will NOT be is the last non spamming person standing on bloghi.com. The skank needs to follow to examples set by the other skanks millardo and jalone and move to Blogger or somewhere else to "post" her stolen material.

    Comment by sooner b. blue-NOT!— 2009/01/09 @ 06:55 AM — (Reply)

  6. yeah, thats funny:lol::lol::lol: he wants a bailout.thats never going to happen.all members of congress are church going juggernauts

    Comment by mos— 2009/01/08 @ 09:40 AM — (Reply)

  7. Ya Church of Idiotism which is a National Disease around these senate and congress parts ! the symptoms include uncontrolable urges and racing thoughts to bailout those private business firms who run thier business into the ground and are left broke as the fleeing culprit who caused the disaster escapes with a golden parachute !

    Comment by jim— 2009/01/08 @ 10:03 AM — (Reply)

  8. Maybe I could do a little volunteer work for them.

    Comment by Burns— 2009/01/08 @ 05:17 PM — (Reply)

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