The world according to Riff.

random blog, little politics, little humor...lotta bull****

2009/1/16

Hey look it's global warming.....ouch!

@ 05:04 AM (10 months, 12 days ago)

Not really, about global warming but this was a funny I had to pass on, it's almost straight out of my childhood, except mine was involving a really big crawdaddy, and "I dare you to lick it".....at the tender age of seven, a double dog dare had a lot of implications to it....and unfortunately the end results were similiar , except I had two puncture holes in my lip where that sucker latched on.......ahhhhh the memories.....goog times good times....lol.....riff

I triple-dog dare you: Boy's tongue stuck on pole

Thu Jan 15, 11:38 pm ET

HAMMOND, Ind. – In a scene straight out of the movie "A Christmas Story," a 10-year-old boy got his tongue stuck to a metal light pole. Police said the unidentified fourth-grader was able to tell them that a friend dared him to lick the pole Wednesday night. Temperatures in Hammond were around 10 degrees at the time.

By the time an ambulance arrived, the boy was able to yank his tongue off the frozen pole.

Police said ambulance personnel explained to the boy's mother how to care for his bleeding tongue.

The 1983 movie is set in a fictional city based on Hammond, the hometown of author Jean Shepherd

 

right out of a Norman Rockwell picture aint it?........poor kid ...ouch....lol...riff

Comment(s) »

  1. "OOCHHHHH" DAMN KID YOU LET THAT BULLY "DOUBLE DOG DARE YA" ???????? AS "POP-EYE" WOULD SAY "I YAMS WATT I YAMS" .....HACK HACK HACK .....

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/01/16 @ 08:52 AM — (Reply)

  2. awww thats ok...I got even with the crawdaddys kin folk....the remains are in multiple beer flats in some landfill, along with shrimp heads and spent ears of corn.....mmmmmm....I love me a crawfish boil you?, good mudbug cold beer....good eatin.....lol...riff

    Comment by riffran— 2009/01/16 @ 09:04 AM — (Reply)

  3. I have "NOT" RIFF ...I CATCH ONE IN MY "MINNOW" TRAP FROM TIME TO TIME AND "NOW" I WONDER IF I SHOULD BUY SOME "LIVE" ONES TO PROPAGATE "MORE" !!! IF I CATCH DA SAME ONE AND LET IT GO ...."MAYBE" IT NEEDZ A "MATE" ???????? I "USUALLY" EAT LOBSTER "BECUSE" THEY ARE BIGGER THAN A "MUDBUG" !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/01/16 @ 09:29 AM — (Reply)

  4. "TASTE GREAT" ....MORE "FILLING" ......

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/01/16 @ 09:30 AM — (Reply)

  5. awww dude. You ain't lived till you had good crawfish boil. As for the propagation of them suckers, they are a part of the fishes food chain. Unless the tank is fishless. Other than mud guppies. You won't have a lot of them. We used to have a small tank about four feet deep. No fish. Full of crawfish and bullfrogs. Fishbait and frybait. Yuuuuuuuummy. LOL. Riff

    Comment by riffran— 2009/01/16 @ 10:45 AM — (Reply)

  6. cow farts.thats all that is to be said.cow farts

    Comment by mos— 2009/01/16 @ 11:03 AM — (Reply)

  7. SCIENTIST "CLAIM" LIFE MUST EXIST ON MARS !!!!!!!!! WHY OR HOW DO THEY THINK THIS ?????????"NATURALLY" OCCURING "METHANE" (COW FARTS) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO "COWS" ARE NOT ENTIRELY TO "BLAME" AFTER ALL !!!!!!!!

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/01/16 @ 11:18 AM — (Reply)

  8. "MINES" CONNECTED TO THE "BIGGER" BODY OF WATER AND THAT PROBABLY EXPLAINS THE "GAR" ......THOSE ARE "FUN" TO SHOOT AS THEY PASS BY !!!!!!!!

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/01/16 @ 11:20 AM — (Reply)

  9. I saw that on the news ! They said Methane is naturally occurring ! Now if there is enough methane on Mars to be measurable, Now think about This ! How in the Hell can COWS be considered Responsible for GAS to be a problem when IT comes out of the ASS of a Cow ? Hummmmmm ! Answer me THAT one Mr. Global warming is caused by COWS methane ???????? YOU CANT !!!!!!

    Comment by jim— 2009/01/16 @ 01:28 PM — (Reply)

  10. i heard that on the discovery channel.there lying.have you ever heard a cow fart.it's long and deep billowing? sound.smells like chicken though.speaking of a fart.that was me and i'm proud of it.booyah

    Comment by mos— 2009/01/17 @ 09:41 AM — (Reply)

  11. I think it is a form of Discimination ! Lets all stone the Meat Eaters ! said all the pale white ghosts of a people who suffer deminised cpacity from lack of iron in thier diet ! Iron that doesnt come in a Pill !

    Comment by jim— 2009/01/17 @ 10:00 AM — (Reply)

  12. That's gotta hurt.

    BG

    Comment by Barry G.— 2009/01/17 @ 06:21 PM — (Reply)

  13. You Know it !

    Comment by jim— 2009/01/17 @ 06:54 PM — (Reply)

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