The world according to Riff.

random blog, little politics, little humor...lotta bull****

2009/1/22

Phisher phase 3

@ 08:38 AM (10 months, 6 days ago)
OK whatta moron....in my last reply I told him I was allergic to "metallic compounds", and to send the package in cyanacrylate....also known as super glue, or in a aerogel made of carbon buckyballs....AND lo and behold he "understood my e-mail"...but now he has moved the "package" to a different location, and doesnt' get the tornado, Dorothy and Toto reference..*sing with me*..."OHHHHHHHHHH WERE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARRRRRRD....THE WONDERFULL WIZARD OF OZ"....obviously tech aint his forte, and neither is popular American literature or the three stooges........... So here we go again folks......This time I will add a little Mel Brooks humor in with it, along with some more stooges references.......

 (Federal Government of Ghana Approved FedEx.)
Corporate Office: Plot 62, D13 Manetville East Airport, Accra Ghana.

 
 *AIR FREIGHT  *OCEAN CARGO  *CARGO MOVEMENT  *REPACKAGING  *CONTAINERIZATION  *WAREHOUSING  *CONSOLIDATION
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I understand your mail, You are hereby advise to contact Head of Ware House/ Security department for the release of your consignment to you. We don't have enough space to pack consignments. We move direct from our office to the Airport. But due to the inconveniences arised in despatching your consignment. We decided to move it to our ware house for safe keeping. Because we will not be held responsible for any wrong delivery.

 

Contact Steven Kofi with the following co-ordinates below:

 

HEAD OF WARE HOUSE / SECURITY DEPARTMENT

MR. STEVEN KOFI

TEL: +233 2466 79465

fedexwarehousesecuritydept@neu.com.cn

 

CONFIRM YOUR CODE NUMBER 0140479

 

immediately you reach him on phone instruct him to release your consignment for despatch.

 

You consignment will be despatch to you immediately the security department bring it back to our office today. Is our policy that any parcel/consignment moved to our ware house/security department will be release back for despatch when the receiver contact the ware house/ security department and authorize them to despatch.

 

We will send you tracking number to track your consignment and monitor the movement. You will receive your consignment within three days. Re-confirm your address once again for FedEx Courier Company Accra-Ghana will not be held responsible for wrong delivery of your consignment..

 

We sincerely apologies for any inconveniences this might have caused you.


CONFIDENTIALITY NOTE
The information contained in this message is confidential. This message is intended to be read only by the person named above. The unauthorized use, disclosure, copying or alteration of this message is strictly prohibited. If you have received this mail and did not request for it please discard with urgency. This mail was sent on behalf of Consignment box delivery in FEDEX delivery code of Conduct. Registered Trademark

Treat with urgency, Call us +233 247 563524


 

MR. EDWARD VAN

(FOREIGN DELIVERY DEPARTMENT FEDEX ACCRA-GHANA)
FEDEX COURIER COMPANY LTD,
Regulated by the Delivery Services Authority

Dear Mr.Coffe...I am just percolating with joy at the soon to be made transaction.
With the funds I will start up my new medical clinic to be ran By Dr. Howard, Dr. Phine, and Dr. Howard
Jenny has not yet received a message from you regarding Mail delevery address, so as soon as I get your address I can send the required Bank routing number and blank draft notices. Once  have the address be expecting a "package for Mr. Bongo" As we will need to keep this under wraps. I will send the mail securely via Wells Fargo Pony Express, That service is so fast your going to get blazing saddles, from the speed..
Letterhead to be included in the Package for verification.
Thank you Al Capone





You gotta love the Mr. Coffe reference......lol...riff

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