The world according to Riff.

random blog, little politics, little humor...lotta bull****

2009/1/23

From the idiots that brought the Nigerian phish scams....a car stealing goat

@ 09:15 PM (10 months, 4 days ago)
Newser) – Nigerian police paraded a goat before journalists yesterday, calling it a "suspect" in an armed robbery case, the BBC reports. Vigilantes reportedly handed the goat to police and said it was a car thief that had shape-changed using witchcraft. Police later denied the goat was under suspicion. "Of course goats can't commit crime," a spokesman said. (yeah once the mushrooms and LSD wore off)

Police reform advocates said the incident underlined the need for better education.(yeah no shit buddy) "There are officers who don't even have a secondary school education, and the police have a big job to do in finding these people and getting rid of them," one said. He accused politicians of allowing police to fill their ranks with inept or criminal officers, who can easily be bribed to cover up official crimes.

 

Later that night they had a fine meal of "cabrito", slow cooked over a hickory fire...what a bunch of retards...lol....riff

Comment(s) »

  1. YOUR A "HOOT" RIFF ...AS MY COUSINS WOULD SAY ......

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/01/23 @ 11:03 PM — (Reply)

  2. Where can dugg send his SSN, bank acct #, bank routing # to so the "criminal" can be sent to him FOB fantasyland?

    BG

    Comment by Barry G.— 2009/01/24 @ 07:06 AM — (Reply)

  3. I think you and Ed are goats.

    Comment by Dugg— 2009/01/24 @ 08:12 AM — (Reply)

  4. dugg, do you seriously believe that what you think (oxymoron) matters to ANYONE?

    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/24 @ 09:08 AM — (Reply)

  5. You can take out the oxy and just make it moron if we put you and think in a sentence.

    Comment by Dugg— 2009/01/24 @ 09:12 AM — (Reply)

  6. HAHAHAHA dugg. You're always a several steps behind lame copycat. Boo hoo.

    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/24 @ 09:15 AM — (Reply)

  7. I rest my case.

    Comment by Dugg— 2009/01/24 @ 09:18 AM — (Reply)



  8. Here's Ed caught in mid transformation.

    Comment by Dugg— 2009/01/24 @ 08:32 AM — (Reply)

  9. :lol::lol:

    Comment by Dugg— 2009/01/25 @ 09:32 PM — (Reply)

  10. You're very mature for an 11 year old dugg.

    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/24 @ 09:03 AM — (Reply)

  11. :lol: Gee, Ed - I didn't know you were so thin skinned.

    Comment by Dugg— 2009/01/24 @ 09:15 AM — (Reply)

  12. It's not like I called you an america hater liar or anything ya goat.

    Comment by Dugg— 2009/01/24 @ 09:17 AM — (Reply)

  13. Uh dugg: no "case" you have ever attempted to make has amounted to anything other than thin air and or quicksand. You continue to harp on the terms "America hater" and "liar". Whattsa matter? The truth hurts?

    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/24 @ 09:21 AM — (Reply)

  14. <-------- sits back and awaits another lame attack from dugg.


    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/24 @ 09:23 AM — (Reply)

  15. :neutral: BAHHhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa.

    Comment by Dugg— 2009/01/24 @ 09:24 AM — (Reply)

  16. Gee dugg. Now you a writing in "goatese". HAHAHAHAHA HAH

    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/24 @ 09:25 AM — (Reply)

  17. Just trying to speak your language.

    Comment by Dugg— 2009/01/24 @ 09:27 AM — (Reply)

  18. Lame even for you.

    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/24 @ 09:51 AM — (Reply)

  19. Ed's a devil goat:lol:

    Comment by Dugg— 2009/01/24 @ 12:35 PM — (Reply)

  20. ahhh the creativity....lol...riff

    Comment by riffran— 2009/01/26 @ 12:13 AM — (Reply)

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