The world according to Riff.

Another damn Phisher,.......They sure put a lot of effort into making these "offers".....well BS detection doesn't seem to be their strong point, so this time I will reply with utter and obvious BS, and see

(heres their crap)

ATM CARD CENTER
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE VICTORIA
ISLAND LAGOS NIGERIA
OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR
CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009,
Swift Code: BPH KPL PK,
A/C#: 329606=101244=169=678
FOREIGN REMITTANCE
Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04

IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT NOTIFICATION


We have this29th day of Nov, 2008 received a payment credit instruction from the federal Government of Nigeria to credit your account with your full contract funds from the Nigerian reserve account with our bank.

This is to notify you that your funds have been programmed for immediate release into your nominated bank account but we can not transfer this fund direct to your nominated bank account,because we are having a little problem with International Monetary Fund (IMF) so our method of payment is by ATM CARD Service.

Be informed that every arrangement regarding your cash payment through ATM CARD services has been made, note that your funds have been loaded into an ATM CARD.Note that the Diplomatic Courier has to move down to your Country in order to deliver the ATM to your doorstep.

You have to help the diplomats to follow up the instructions so that the customs and immigration will not stop them in the Airport, for security reason you are advice to follow the rules and regulation of the diplomatic Courier for easy collection of the ATM CARD, you have to welcome the diplomatic Courier agent,to enable them deliver the ATM to you immediately, be informed that as soon as the diplomats obtain the above name certificate they will deliver the ATM to your door step.

This ATM CARD have been registered with FBI and there is no course for alarm because this is the best way that you can get your fund without any problem due to the numerous scam activities on the internet, it is not safe to send any bank information anymore, so that is why we choose this method to effect yourcontract payment through a ATM and you are advice to provide all information so that there will not be any further delay in your payment.The First ATM Activition will be $8.3M.

We are sorry for the delays in your contract payment please bear with us.However, you are to reconfirm to us the following information so that the ATM CARD does not go to the wrong person.
Your Full Name: ______________________________
Your Complete Address:______________________________
Name of City of Residence:_______________________________
Country:____________________________________
Direct Telephone Number:
____________________________________
Mobile
Number:____________________________________
AGE____________________________________
Fax
Number:___________________________________
Occupation:________________________________
Note that as soon as the diplomatic Courier arrive to your country they
will give you a call immediately to enable you help them to get your ATM
CARD).Also all documents will be released to you to protect you from any branch
of the law.
DR MARY MARTINS
Executive Secretary to Governor
Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

Gee ya think if they already had "my" funds ready they would know who they were e-mailing...but here goes, my reply below

Your Full Name: __Anaal Seepage____________________________
Your Complete Address:1600 pennsylvania ave. Walla Walla Wash______________________________
Name of City of Residence:_The otherwalla______________________________
Country:_inagagodavida___________________________________
Direct Telephone Number:
_1-321-456-7890___________________________________
Mobile1-258-369-7410
Number:____________________________________
AGE__79__________________________________
Fax
Number:_1-029-384-5768__________________________________
Occupation:__Bose Einstein entanglement condensate

I forgot credit card number 0202-9876-0982-6565 exp.date 13-23

cardholder Anaal Seepage..reference code 243895

please send funds thank you in advance...miss  Dry Mary Martinis, I wiil see you on the feb 30th, at the riveria house on palmetto beach in Alaska.....