The world according to Riff.

This is one of those studies that make you think "dude what the hell did your mama smoke while she was pregnant with  you?"

(Newser) – One in three women lack sexual desire, and sexologists are looking for a cure, Daniel Bergner writes in the New York Times. They've hooked up female sex organs to machines  (now there is a job you wonder how to apply for...wanted....young male to hook up machines to a womens fur burger. no experience needed....) and run sexy movies, showing that unlike penises, vulva are excited by a wide range of stimuli—gay men, women, and ape erections included.(EEEEEEEEERRRRRR WHAT!!!!....APE ERECTIONS???.....OH HELL NO!) Which suggests that women need only an emotional bond to get it on.

But one sexologist dismisses such talk as too politically correct. It's narcissism, she says, that fuels female desire: “Being desired is the orgasm. Women want to be thrown up against a wall but not truly endangered." ( I prefer to put em in a choke collar and a NASCAR BALLCAP.rofl....WTF?..."Thrown up against the wall?"...Thats a kinky freak there, not to be confused with Kinky Freidman, which means you have to use a guitar and a bag of hydro .....)Whether bonding or self-love is what excites women, female Viagra is the loser: Pills can make a woman lubricate, Bergner writes, but her all-important brain remains unaroused.
Source: New York Times

I don't know whats more disturbing....The fact that some women became aroused by ape erections, or the fact that somebody else thought to expose them to an ....ape erection......puts a whole new twist on foreplay don't it .......Get In bed honeyyyyy...I'm grabbing the play boy, play girl, (and some gay mag), and a Tarzan movie, and a gallon of sour Kraut......yeeeeeeeha!........