The world according to Riff.

random blog, little politics, little humor...lotta bull****

2009/1/28

Phish phase 7

@ 02:16 AM (10 months, 10 hours ago)

I am getting confused...Nigeria, Italy, now he is in "new York".........or should I say his partner ...lol....here we go....riff

Dear.*Buster Hymen*...(f-er still used my real name...but it was to buster he wrote)
Infact the diplomatic agent is already there since yesterday and they have some problem with the united state customs at the airport in JFK airport in New York and they have found out the Atm Card with them that content which amount of dollars.
 
The name of the diplomatic agent is Mr Harry James and he is still with the customs and you have to contact him now with this email address now inorder to know what the customs needed from them and ask him about the customs requirement.
 
Name;Mr Harry James.
E-mail( harryjames_whittalliv@yahoo.com )....(Hey look fellas...a new different e-mail)
 
Contact him and let me know please.
 
Thanks
 
Williams.
 
and the reply........
 
 
 
Dear Mr. Hairy...I see that you are in New York..I cannot make it to that airport, as I have been banned due to excessive flatulance, involving a broccoli cabbage soup diet I was on, I would be happy to meet you at LAX, as that place already smells and they would not notice, but in the meantime I am sending my associate RR Matey to act in my stead. You can see him easily as he has a prosthetic leg, and a artificial left eye, and is fond of large habidashery....Contact number is 1-800-468-88257 and follow the voice mail from there. See you in NewYork..in two days...Buster Hymen III esquire
 
In case you are wondering about the ph number....its an old joke..."hey buddy you looking for a great deal on a chevy pickup?......."Yeah why"...then dial 1-800-gm-trucks.......but it aint no auto hot line...lol....try it and get a good laugh....riff

Comment(s) »

  1. I think dugg should go to the airport and look for this joker.

    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/28 @ 07:11 AM — (Reply)

  2. Give him the round the world treatment !

    Comment by jim— 2009/01/28 @ 10:22 AM — (Reply)

  3. send him from NY to Lax to Singapor to wherever then tell him You only accept payment to pay pal !

    Comment by jim— 2009/01/28 @ 10:23 AM — (Reply)

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