The world according to Riff.

random blog, little politics, little humor...lotta bull****

2009/3/14

dont ever mess with Texas grannies....lol

@ 09:49 PM (8 months, 14 days ago)

Wish I could take credit for this joke....but I can pass it along......enjoy....riff

 


                              You gotta love Texas logic

A woman was called in front of a Texas Grand Jury for manslaughter after she
shot a mugger six times in the back as he was running away with her purse.
When he grabbed the purse and ran, she had her hand on the gun in it so she
was left with the revolver in her hand.
When asked by the Grand Jury why she shot the man 6 times in the back as he
ran away, she replied under oath: 'Because when I pulled the trigger for the
7th time it only went click'.
She was acquitted.

Comment(s) »

  1. Too bad she didn't have an uzi.

    Comment by Ed— 2009/03/14 @ 10:15 PM — (Reply)

  2. :lol::lol:riff

    Comment by riffran— 2009/03/14 @ 10:38 PM — (Reply)

  3. That Soundz LIKE MY "GRANNY" !!!!!!!

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/03/15 @ 06:52 AM — (Reply)

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