The world according to Riff.

random blog, little politics, little humor...lotta bull****

2009/4/28

a few totally tasteless medical jokes

@ 06:37 AM (7 months, 6 hours ago)

what do ya call a pig wearing a yamika.....swine Jew

there is a new Avian STD out there, it's called chirpies

a fowl canarial disease thats untweetable

 

What do trauma nurses call motorcycle riders....organ donors

what do ya get when you have two lepers in a hot tub....stew

what did the leper tell the prostitute.......just keep the tip

AIDS is a magical disease...turns fruits into vegatables

Alzheimers...meet new freinds every day, buy your own x-mas gifts and be suprised

what did the patient tell the doc after getting a rectal exam....Ya know in Arkansas we are legally married

and last but not least

what is the difference between a brown nose and a kiss ass................ depth perception

*disclaimer*...These attempts at humor are neither politically  correct nor in good taste, and does not reflect the official policies PWDGAS inc.

 

PWDGAS= people who don't give a shit.....................................lol...riff

 

Comment(s) »

  1. Lepers in a hot tub? Yuck.

    Comment by Ed— 2009/04/28 @ 07:01 AM — (Reply)

  2. told ya they was tasteless:mrgreen::shock:riff

    Comment by riffran— 2009/04/28 @ 09:13 AM — (Reply)

  3. "WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/04/28 @ 11:51 AM — (Reply)

  4. I'm going to use some of them this weekend at a couple of "affairs" I'm planning to attend if you don't mind.

    BG

    Comment by Barry G.— 2009/04/28 @ 07:09 PM — (Reply)

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