The world according to Riff.

I was watching inside edition tonight after being forced into watching  the next top dancer thingy...(lol...my daughter is in gymnastics and I wanted to see if Sean Johnson was going to win...because she is an Olympic gymnast.)....Anyhow one of the thing I seen on the other show was a big building up hooplah over the next American Idol thing...The big finale is over an androgynous manscarra wearing *ahem* rocker, (if that's rock he's singing then Metallica is a country band, along with AC/DC, Iron Maiden)...and some other dude that actually plays writes and sings.......and doesn't look like a drag queen in disguise...lol......anyhow this Lambert guy/girl/thing/it, is the odds on favorite and is supported by........ get ready for this.....primarily states that are "blue", or predominately liberal democrats...and the "regular" guy is from Arkansas, obviously male, and clean cut......and is supported by "Red" states, or primarily Conservative Republicans...at least thats what the people commenting on this say......So in conclusion, what I gathered out of all that was that if you identify with flaming make up wearing men panseys you are probably a liberal, and if you identify with normal non sexually ambiguous "regular" guy types you are probably conservative.....It makes sense....look at the most bitter resentful celebrities out there and see what party they affiliate with .....Rosie Odonnel, Sean Penn, the Dixie Chicks, Barbra Streisand,  Jane Fonda, Janine Garafolo, Perez Hilton, Jessie Jackson...ect ect...and they all seem to have a common trait...big mouths, angry, militant, and overall tolerant or in favor of , any type of life style that is in conflict with the old standard of "The normal type of person", you know those types...the ones that work, pay their bills, prefer the opposite sex, patriotic, and tend to rely on "self" instead of the government, and believe in "you are responsible for your own actions " crowd........like I said...it explains a lot...lol....riff