The world according to Riff.

Another e-mail I got that was too clever....the very ending is questionable but the rest is spot on...not to mention funny as hell.....riff




                            John Smith started
                      the day early having set his

                               alarm  clock

                       (MADE IN JAPAN )

                                   for 6 am.

                          While his coffeepot

                          (MADE IN CHINA )

                             was perking,    [ADDENDUM: COFFEE LIKELY
IMPORTED FROM
COLUMBIA?]

                  he shaved with his electric razor

                  (MADE IN HONG KONG .)


                      He put on a dress shirt

                    (MADE IN  SRI  LANKA ),

                              designer jeans

                    (MADE IN  SINGAPORE)

                         and tennis shoes

                      (MADE IN KOREA)

                  After  cooking his breakfast

                    in his new electric skillet

                        (MADE IN INDIA)


                        he sat down  with his

                               calculator

                     (MADE IN MEXICO)

            to see how much he could spend today.
                       After setting his watch

                      (MADE IN TAIWAN)

                             to the radio

                        (MADE IN INDIA)

                           he got in his car

                    (MADE IN GERMANY)

                           filled it with GAS

                     (from SAUDI ARABIA)

          and continued his search for a good paying

                             AMERICAN JOB.

            At the end of yet another discouraging

                 and  fruitless day checking his

                                Computer

                         (Made In Malaysia),

              John decided to relax for a while.

                       He put  on his sandals

                        (MADE IN BRAZIL)

                     poured himself a glass of

                                  wine

                     (MADE IN FRANCE )

                         and turned on his

                                    TV

                  (MADE IN INDONESIA),

               and then wondered why he can't
                       find a good paying job in

                             AMERICA

                                 AND
                     NOW HE'S HOPING
                 HE CAN GET HELP FROM


                        A  PRESIDENT
                     MADE IN  KENYA