The world according to Riff.

With GM now being a government puppet for the foreseeable future, they will be forced to put out "Greener cars that get really good gas mileage, and have less carbon footprint".....OK, I'm all for the enviromentaly freindly stuff, but the cars that are going to be able to meet these new specs are not exactly what I would like to drive.....for example the "Smart car"...or as My wifes 3/4 ton Suburban would say...speed bump.....approx MPG anywhere from 33/60 mpg according to various sites, and most call it waaay underpowered. But here is my argument for not buting a smart car....

#1...I am not some weeny boy whithout a spine...beep beep

#2...How the hell are ya going to pull a damn Boat with that thing?....My outboard has more ass to it.

#3....Just look at the damn thing

#4...Can you imagine hitting a deer with that?

#5..Kinda like a fat women...fun to ride till your freinds see you on one

#6..Crash survival....look at these pictures

  awww hell no now this is a suburban hit by a similar semi as the smart box....I wonder who survived the crash smart car or suburban.....take your little tonka toy car and shove it up the tail pipe  greenies....riff