The world according to Riff.

.........A little tidbit I was e-mailed with a little added

 Have a stiff drink close at hand before reading this!

 Observations on President (Whats his name?) Early Days:

1.  Offended the Queen of England .

2.  Bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia .

3.  Praised the Marxist Daniel Ortega.

4.  Kissed Hugo Chavez on the cheek.

5.  Endorsed the Socialist Evo Morales of Bolivia .

6.  Announced we would meet with Iranians with no pre-conditions.

7.  Gave away billions to AIG also without pre-conditions.

8.  Expanded the bailouts.

9.  Insulted everyone who has ever loved a Special Olympian.

10.  Doubled our national debt.

11.  Announced a termination of the space defense system the day after
       the North Koreans launched an ICBM.

12.  Despite the urgings of his own CIA director and the prior 4 CIA
      directors, released information on intelligence gathering.

13.  Accepted without public comment the fact that five of his cabinet
      members cheated on their taxes and two others withdrew after they
      couldn't take the heat.

14.  Appointed a Homeland Security Chief who quickly identified as
      "dangers to the  nation", groups including veterans of the military, and 
      opponents to abortion on demand, and who ordered that the word
      "terrorism" no longer be used but instead referred to such acts as

      "man made disasters".

15.  Circled the globe so he could openly apologize for America 's
       greatness.

16.  Told the Mexican President that the violence in their country was 
       because of us.

17.  Politicized the census by moving it into the White House from its
       Department of Commerce origins.

18.  Appointed as Attorney General the man who orchestrated the forced
      removal and expulsion from America to Cuba of a nine-year old whose
      mother died trying to bring him to a life of freedom in the United States.

19.  Salutes as heroes three Navy SEALS who took down three terrorists
      who threatened one American life and the next day announces members
      of the Bush administration will likely stand trial for "torturing" a terrorist

      who had played a part in killing 3000 Americans by  pouring water up

      their nose.

20.  Air Force One over New York City .

21.  Sent his National Defense Advisor to Europe to assure Europe that

       the US will no longer treat Israel in a special manner and they might be 
       on their own with the Muslims.

22.  Began the process of nationalizing the Auto Industry and the
       Insurance industry.

23.  Announced that for intents and purposes the Health Insurance
       Industry will be nationalized.
 
 24. Joined with Chavez, Castro, Ortega and other Marxists in calling for the return to the presidency of Honduras of a traitor who openly violated the constitution of his country, refused to comply with the wishes of its legislature, and ignored the ruling of his country's supreme court in regard the matter.
  25. Continues with scripted "town Hall" meetings at tax payers expense, with filtered press filtered questions and tailored answers, all for ?....2012 re-election campain already?