The world according to Riff.

random blog, little politics, little humor...lotta bull****

2009/10/22

Nasty things I learned in the ER recently

@ 08:09 PM (1 month, 3 days ago)

#1. Large amounts of blood stinks

#2. A MRSA abcess stinks, and can shoot out when the boil is lanced

#3. Sebaceous cyst...see number two lol

#4. Meth addicts are fricken sick   look up tinkle tweakers...OH MY!

#5. Portugese breakfast.....Pass on that

#6. Bones feel gross as hell when they grind together, in somebodys arm/wrist...and seems to hurt awful bad :(

#7. Strep throat gives you some kinda nasty breath

#8 Drunk people bleed like hell when cut with a box knife

#9 Those same tough manly he-men that are drunk ten foot tall and bullet proof scream like little bitches when tazed

#10. There is a practice that originated in Africa called Jenkem..it involves fermenting human waste and collecting the gas with a baloon....then huffing it..to get high......you can't make that kinda grossness up...good greif....enjoy supper...lol..riff

Comment(s) »

  1. Nothing like puss shooting out of a lanced abcess. It's like getting bombed by extra fowl (clever huh?) bird shit.

    Comment by Ed— 2009/10/22 @ 08:42 PM — (Reply)

  2. "fowl"...:lol:

    Comment by riffran— 2009/10/22 @ 09:39 PM — (Reply)

  3. GAWD SOUND LIKE 10 IZ LAB STUDENTZ GONE CRAZY !!!!!!!

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/10/22 @ 08:58 PM — (Reply)

  4. IV NEVA BEN TAZZZZED SO I DONT KNO .......

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/10/22 @ 08:59 PM — (Reply)

  5. BUTTA I HAV EATEN 2 BOWLZ AH MY WIFES CHILI ANA CRIED LIKE A PUP MOZZA DA NIGHT !!!!!!

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/10/22 @ 09:01 PM — (Reply)

  6. damn Aza..that musta been some gooooood chili....extra serrano's?

    Comment by riffran— 2009/10/22 @ 09:40 PM — (Reply)

  7. The crying had nothing to do with the chili :eek:

    Comment by Ed— 2009/10/24 @ 08:32 AM — (Reply)

  8. Man, I miss ER stuff. It's not the usual cuts, scraps, fevers, drunks, etc... that made my day. It was usually more like the attempted (cough) suicides and weird stuff like: An old guy that had a pine branch about as big as your thumb and 10 inches long, sticking out of his eye. Or where his eye should've been. Old guy was piling up branches in his yard when he tripped and fell on the pile. Sad but left a strong impression on me.

    Comment by Burns— 2009/10/30 @ 12:27 AM — (Reply)

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