The world according to Riff.

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2009/10/31

Bad halloween jokes

@ 06:50 AM (24 days, 22 hours ago)
what do ya get when you divide a pumpkin by circumference....pumpkin pi....happy halloween "yall"....riff

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  1. Rats. I don't know any Halloween jokes. Ok, I looked one up.

    What do you call a dead chicken that likes to scare people?
    A Poultrygeist...

    Comment by Burns— 2009/10/31 @ 04:52 PM — (Reply)

  2. Geez Burnsie, you almost stole the one I was thinking of:

    What do you call dead chickens that like to scare people?

    Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Barbara Boxer, Janet Reno ....

    Comment by Ed— 2009/10/31 @ 05:00 PM — (Reply)

  3. sorry Ed wrong ....rosie is a fat old sow...clearly porcine, and reno is a really a ugly old man and shouldn't be in that list...rofl:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:riff

    Comment by riffran— 2009/10/31 @ 08:55 PM — (Reply)

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