The world according to Riff.

Just got my daughters 6th grade pictures in...*sigh*..in 5 years we got to get her a car...talk about growing up fast...any how, over the years my daughter and two neices we see all the time have uttered a few choice tidbits....here is a few

Daughter...daddy come here quick....what ..in here...(goes to utility room and points to dryer) pull that out..*points at the lint trap*

OK...so I pull out the trap..."uh uh I aint eating that"....now sweetie why would you say that?......Our teacher said it was lint day and we had to be good and eat fish and lint.........we have since pulled our daughter out of Catholic school

neice #1 Bye yard

neice #2 Bye yard

Neice #1 bye rose bush

Neice #2 bye rose bush 

Neice #1  By flower bed

neice #2 By flower dead

neice #1 Those flowers arent dead they are alive

neice #2 Bye flowers live

On getting back from the doctor for an ear ache.."I have an ear confection"

While giving my daughter a piggyback ride  "Daddy you need some sun screen"..why is that?..*pats top of my head*..Cuz you aint got no hair up here you gonna get a sundburned"...gee ...thanks

Neice #2...I went pee pee in the potty .(all the adults)..YEAHHHH CLAP CLAP

Neice #1..(already potty trained)...How come nobody claps when I go

new foods...bisketti and raviololololi's

Neice #1 whats for dinner im hungry......We are going to boil some dogs, and heat up chili....Neice runs out of back door and graps the pooch.sobbing .."poor doggy I wont let them boil you...do you like chili....MomMMMMMMM ruffy dont want to be boiled...but want some chili....with no ununs

lol....kids gotta luv em....riff