The world according to Riff.

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2009/11/1

Things you don't do in the nude

@ 02:04 AM (21 days, 4 hours ago)

A little something I found and added to

Things you don't want to do in the nude.

16. Paint ball warfare

15. forget the mosquito repellant

14. Use a weed eater.

13. Dodge ball

12. Learn to fly fish

11. Bee keeping

10. Fry bacon

 
 9. Arc weld

 
 8. Bathe a cat


 7. Operate a snow blower


 6. Clear a patch of poison ivy


 5. Insulate the attic with fiberglass

 
 4. Operate a lathe


 3. Present a children's television show

 
 2. Take Mass with the Pope

 

And the Number 1 thing not to do in the nude:
 1. Pick up a dime from a San Francisco sidewalk .......lol...riff

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