The world according to Riff.

random blog, little politics, little humor...lotta bull****

2009/11/3

conservative thinking versus liberal thinking

@ 12:57 PM (18 days, 1 hour ago)

Just had to pass this on yall....good stuff

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Particularly if it is Christ/Christianity)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.

If a Conservative has the chance, he will vote to protect unborn children and the innocent.                                                                                    A liberal will defend a terrorist or criminal and gladly suck an unborn child from the womb.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

 

Have a nice day you liberals....despite yourselves....riff


 

Comment(s) »

  1. Riff, you could substitute "someone with common sense" for "conservative" and "jackass" for "liberal" in every one of those for instances.

    BG

    Comment by Barry G.— 2009/11/03 @ 04:27 PM — (Reply)

  2. Good point senator...... Cutting edge accuracy as always. Lol. Riff

    Comment by riffran— 2009/11/03 @ 04:49 PM — (Reply)

  3. If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Despite it all being financed through affirmative action ! Another form of socialised reform !

    Comment by jim— 2009/11/03 @ 07:55 PM — (Reply)

  4. As Nancy Said, We are going to elevate the standard for our poor ! Enter the Cap and Trade system of penalizing americans. liberal point, The third worlds hasnt poluted the enviroment as had the industrial nations ! Therefore we OWE the third world some refund due ! hahahahahah What crap ! Typical liberal Baloney ! RobinHood was a Criminal !

    Comment by jim— 2009/11/03 @ 08:00 PM — (Reply)

  5. THINK I SAW SUMWERE DA DEATH OF COMMON SENSE AN DA SUSAQUIENCE BURIAL ......

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/11/03 @ 10:02 PM — (Reply)

  6. BOY DA DEMOCRAPS TOOK A BEATIN IN TONITEZ ELECTION RESULTZ !!!!!!!

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/11/03 @ 10:04 PM — (Reply)

  7. THE STINKIN DEMZ ARE ON DER WAY OUT ALL ACROSS THIS NATION !!!!!! WATCH !!!!!

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/11/03 @ 10:05 PM — (Reply)

  8. HIGH DOLLAR GRAZZ IZ FEELIN ITZ ROOTZ !!!!!

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/11/03 @ 10:06 PM — (Reply)

  9. updated 4 minutes ago
    WASHINGTON - Republicans surged to victory in two governors' races Tuesday, wresting control from Democrats and delivering a blow to President Barack Obama heading into next year's congressional elections.

    The victories in Virginia and New Jersey were triumphs for a Republican Party looking to rebuild after being booted from power in national elections in 2006 and 2008.

    In both states, Republicans won the votes of independents who had been crucial to Obama's victory last year.

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/11/03 @ 10:14 PM — (Reply)

  10. Wrestling control from the democrates ! I like that !

    Comment by jim— 2009/11/04 @ 07:18 PM — (Reply)

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